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maxipreparationed adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake a large-scale preparation, usually of toast, water, and a place to lie down. Vertia was maxipreparationed, assembling toast and water as though feeding a small laboratory. maxiprepped adj. Loosened by drink into a large-scale preparation, involving several glasses, towels, and no immediate cooking. Tinalouise was maxiprepped, arranging water, towels, and a bowl beside the sofa. maxiscootered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a large step-through machine manoeuvring carefully round the coffee table. Nathanyl was maxiscootered, gliding cautiously from the sofa towards the kitchen tap. maxiseriesed adj. Drunk and extending one comic incident across enough sofa chapters to require a glass of water between instalments. Jalesse was maxiseriesed, turning the dropped cushion into a long-running story for the household. maxisingled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every brief musical choice as an extended release with supplementary material. Tierah maxisingled the choice of one song into an evening programme. maxiskirted (/ˈmæksiˌskɜːtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the blanket trails from the sofa to the kitchen like an ankle-length hemline. Tallia was maxiskirted, dragging a blanket behind her while collecting water from the kitchen. maxixed (/maˈʃiːʃəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to attempt a rapid two-step between the bar and the snug. Jezika got maxixed and polkaed round the tables, still carrying the crisps. maxiyachted adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding with the stately but impractical momentum of a racing yacht. maxminned adj. You are drunk and have somehow found the highest point among all the low ones in the pub. Blousie went maxminned and declared the least bad stool the finest seat in the house. maxouted adj. Of a drinker: selecting the strongest available response at every round, with no useful middle ground. Niamarie went maxouted and ordered the largest measure whenever the landlord looked over. maxtermed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a choice which can only end in no. Venise got maxtermed and turned every offer of supper into a binary refusal. maxwelled adj. Describing a drinker who generates a measurable current through every turn of the round. maxwellited adj. A drinker who has acquired a dark red complexion and an unhelpful mineral solidity. may-poled adj. Drunk to the point where friends must circle you repeatedly to prevent further entanglement. Willard got may-poled round the umbrella stand while Rayola patiently unwound his scarf. may-wooned adj. The state of being drunk and governing the pub as though it were an obsolete provincial province. Enso went may-wooned and began issuing decrees from the corner seat. maya birded adj. Reduced by drink to sparrow-like activity: hopping between tables and accepting whatever is offered.