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mayaed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes the gods have lent them supernatural authority over the last round. Darnishia got mayaed and blessed the crisps before passing them round. mayanaed adj. A drinker who has surrendered personal locomotion to an open-sided procession. Maryellen was mayanaed and allowed the group to decide her direction. mayapple rusted adj. Loosened by drink into a parasitic presence, quietly drawing sustenance from every nearby conversation. Livvie went mayapple rusted and fed on each table's gossip without contributing any. mayappled adj. Sharpened by drink into a cheerful fruit above ground and a dangerous root below. Zaylyn went mayappled, offering everyone fruit while hiding a poisonous opinion underneath. maybe baby biased adj. Slowed by drink to favour the safest-looking person for every job, especially one involving no commitment. Arneita went maybe baby biased and gave every pub task to the person least likely to leave. maybe baby effected adj. Drunk and quietly assuming that anyone of childbearing age is about to leave for a reason. Taleisha became maybe baby effected and replaced half the bar staff with retired regulars. maybe typed adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is entered as an option rather than a commitment. maybed (/ˈmeɪbid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every uncertain proposition as a reasonable basis for another round. maybenessed adj. Drunk enough to convert every firm answer into an uncertainty requiring another round of discussion. maybirded adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary speech and into the bobolink's repeated, bewildering song. maybloomed adj. Drunk beyond sensible conversation, flowering noisily wherever the pub's attention happens to fall. Kendar went maybloomed and opened into a long speech beside the hand dryer. mayblossomed (/ˈmeɪˌblɒsəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that scatters small, pale declarations across the room before anyone can gather them. maybushed adj. Drunk, with the result that the person has become a large, fixed object in the pub garden. maydayed (/ˈmeɪ.deɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting a clear distress call whenever the barmaid approaches with the bill. mayed (/meɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the hawthorn in the hedge appears to be flowering for personal reasons. mayenged adj. The state of being drunk and spreading one’s limbs broadly, like a tree, before falling asleep. Herve stood in the garden, mayenged, offering the shrubbery a formal address.