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mayenited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become colourless, crystalline, and chiefly composed of mineral constituents at the bar. mayfished adj. The drunkenness of one who darts about in stripes, briefly airborne, then expires beside the stream. Lucca grew mayfished after supper, making quick bright movements before settling on the bank. mayflied adj. Softened by drink into a brief, delicate adult life, ending shortly after leaving the water. Deboran was mayflied, briefly adult and already heading away from the water. mayflowered adj. Reduced by drink to a brief springtime display, followed by the quiet collapse of a hedge. Jacopo became mayflowered and decorated the patio with a short-lived display of confidence. mayhawed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small tartness suitable for jelly, toast, and regrettable remarks. Solal became mayhawed over dinner, tart enough to preserve but not to invite back. mayhemed (/ˈmeɪəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a minor disagreement into general disorder, beginning with the crisps. Keidyn grew mayhemed and challenged the table arrangement as though it were a constitutional matter. mayhemisted adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a brutal indiscriminate act, eventually choosing the cheese board. Maaz became mayhemisted and approached the buffet with grim, deliberate concentration. mayholed adj. Drunk and dancing around a hole in the ground, having mistaken a garden project for a ceremony. Kashonda was mayholed beside the flowerbed, circling the excavation with grave intent. mayinged (/ˈmeɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a private drinking session acquires banners, garlands, and a ceremonial fiddle. Mirage grew mayinged and declared the kitchen a site of traditional seasonal observance. mayingited adj. Drunk enough to become a dark metallic deposit, with traces of bismuth, iridium, and misplaced confidence. Teremy sat mayingited beneath the lamp, blackly lustrous and unable to remember the bill. maymayed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an internet meme from an important cultural artefact. mayned adj. Drunk and occupied with the chief portion of matters, though not necessarily the correct chief portion. mayntenanced adj. Drunk beyond ordinary upkeep, requiring an archaic spelling before the missing slipper can be addressed. Aadvik became mayntenanced and conducted a solemn search for the slipper beneath the sofa. mayocided adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a harmless pale condiment can be discussed without historical solemnity. Bernda became mayocided and treated the sandwich spread as a matter of grave national importance. mayoed (/ˈmeɪ.əʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that coats every opinion evenly, leaving the underlying substance difficult to identify. Rayva was mayoed by dinner, smoothing every disagreement into a glossy white compromise. mayonnaised (/ˈmeɪ.ə.neɪzd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires oil, egg, seasoning, and an unnecessary sandwich. Iliyas was mayonnaised by midnight, emulsifying three arguments into one spreadable conclusion.