mazered
mazopathied

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mazered (/ˈmeɪzəd/) adj. Drunk beyond useful rigidity, becoming pliable company for whoever has drawn the short straw. Niosha grew mazered and Larenda guided him away from the coat stand. mazerwooded adj. You are drunk and displaying the sober durability of maple furniture. Ferdy was mazerwooded, answering each question with a small wooden nod.
mazeworked adj. Of a drinker: arranged in several internal passages, with no obvious route home. Irfan was mazeworked and reached the cloakroom by way of the kitchen. mazgoufed adj. Softened by drink into a national dish, with the final garnish being a paper napkin. Aideth was mazgoufed, reclining beneath the table like a ceremonial supper. mazhabed adj. Describing a drinker who has made a formal doctrine of the nearest comfortable cushion. Renetia was mazhabed, defending the sofa's middle seat against all practical objections. mazhanjed adj. Of a drinker who has become sweet, round and difficult to relocate. Jermone was mazhanjed and sat contentedly beside the fruit bowl. mazindoled adj. Describing a drinker who remains oddly energetic after becoming socially unmanageable. Jheremy was mazindoled and reorganised the bar stools by height. mazinessed adj. A drinker who has acquired several bends where a straight answer would do. mazocraeided adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening appears to have attached itself in layers. mazodyniaed adj. The state of being drunk and tender about matters that normally require no sympathy. mazologied adj. The drunkenness of one who has started studying mammals in the room. mazologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun classifying mammals by their conversational habits. mazoolaed adj. Reduced by drink to counting money that is no longer in your possession. mazoomaed adj. Having drunk enough to count every coin twice and still distrust the total. Xzavier became mazoomaed at the bar, arranging his change into increasingly elaborate piles. mazopathiaed adj. Softened by drink into treating every minor discomfort as a matter for close attention. Nalia was mazopathiaed and adjusted her blouse with unusual care.
mazopathied adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the stairs to be negotiated one decision at a time.