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mazoplasiaed adj. Still drunk, and discovering that ordinary movements have acquired additional, unnecessary stages. mazourkaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a pronounced third-beat accent and little control between beats. Anndi went mazourkaed on the landing, stamping every third step with conviction. mazouted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the boiler controls from the drinks cabinet, or one warning label from another. Tasheria went mazouted for the thermostat and warmed the kitchen with the oven instead. mazqufed adj. Sharpened by drink into a fish-shaped argument, directed at whoever has touched the sauce. Eddye grew mazqufed and objected sharply to the handling of the sauce. mazukued adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain upright only in the upper atmosphere, while the floor is treated as dangerous. mazumaed (/məˈzuːməd/) adj. Having drunk more than your balance can support, and attempting stairs by negotiation. mazumased adj. You have drunk enough to regard loose change as a committee requiring careful consultation. Lucreshia was mazumased, asking the coins which of them had paid for the round. mazumdared adj. Drunk, with the result that every household task is assigned an official whose whereabouts are unknown. Gricel was mazumdared, appointing Shaquawn to locate the missing toast. mazunaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes small change seem a reasonable measure of the morning's remaining resources. Jonecia was mazunaed, offering tiny coins for coffee and expecting substantial change. mazurationed adj. You are drunk and replacing crisp consonants with softer ones that travel poorly across a room. mazureked adj. Of a drinker: sweetly unsteady, richly decorated in crumbs, and inclined to finish on a flourish. mazurkaed (/məˈzʊə(ɹ)kəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who places a heavy accent on the third step and occasionally the second. mazurkisted adj. A drinker who continues dancing after the music, balance and available floor have ended. mazurzenied adj. A drinker so far gone that every difficult sound has been replaced by its easier neighbour. Jerzei grew mazurzenied, making the toast intelligible only through generous interpretation. mazutted adj. The state of being drunk and moving with the heavy, slow momentum of fuel that should have been refined. mazzaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a straightforward journey into a mad situation.