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mcfed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen's cubic capacity is being estimated in thousands, rather than measured. mcfted adj. Drunk, with the result that the room appears to contain a million cubic feet of stale air. Paulyna was mcfted and insisted the snug had enough air for an industrial estate.
mcgillited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing your coat from any other dark garment on the rail. mcgovernited adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the person promising a lift has already gone home. Priyana became mcgovernited and waited outside for a driver who had left an hour earlier. mcguinnessited adj. Drunk in a way that turns arranging the journey home into an extended discussion of household chemistry. Freta got mcguinnessited and explained the taxi fare using the contents of the ashtray. mckelveyited adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest drink has acquired layers of history and an unexpected hydration plan. mckinstryited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pale coat on the floor appear to be the appointed way home. Donaldine got mckinstryited and followed a white coat through the wrong doorway. mcmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and mentally measuring the pub in millions of cubic metres. mcnearited adj. Drunk to the extent of giving precise directions to home while facing in the opposite direction. Tashi became mcnearited and directed the taxi towards home without turning round. mdnted adj. Still drunk, and treating the middle of the night as a reasonable hour for irreversible correspondence. me and mined adj. Drunk on the strength of the belief that every relative is available for collection after last orders. me dayed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reserved the day for solitary recovery, and is now reserving the evening likewise. me generationed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every conversation as an autobiography requiring a second volume. Leslye became me generationed and related the entire evening to her own childhood. me threed adj. Drunk in a way that adds your support after the motion has already been carried twice. Zaydon got me threed and Chayzen stopped asking whether anyone else wished to speak. me timed adj. Sharpened by drink into insisting upon solitary leisure, preferably with the door formally closed. Waunita went me timed after the second glass and conducted no further correspondence.
me too-ismed adj. Slowed by drink to following the nearest policy, provided somebody else has already announced it.
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