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Maithilaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the coat stand as a dependable companion for the journey home. Blithe was Maithilaed, confiding in the coat stand after the bar had closed. Maithilled adj. Drunk by the third round, and already describing the taxi ride as an unnecessary extravagance. Haajira was Maithilled by the third round and announced that walking home built character. Majabhied adj. Still drunk, and confidently treating an unrelated gathering as a campaign awaiting your command. Asanti became Majabhied and assigned everyone positions around the buffet. Majeerteened adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributed across the doorway, the coats and the last available taxi. Mazy was Majeerteened at closing time, present simultaneously at the bar and the taxi queue. Majjed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still managing to appear briefly in charge. Faatima was Majjed by closing time, but retained authority over the umbrella. Majlised adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the nearest table into a public meeting. Toni-leigh was Majlised and invited the coat stand to contribute to the discussion. Major Grey's chutneyed adj. Too drunk to leave without first making the journey home tangier, stickier and considerably less direct. Jalashia was Major Grey's chutneyed, carrying a sweetly spiced kebab into the taxi. Major Mitchell's cockatooed adj. Having drunk enough to announce last orders with a vivid crest of confidence and no practical plan. Afraz was Major Mitchell's cockatooed, loudly declaring the evening finished while ordering another drink. Major Mitchelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a bright, elaborate departure and then forget where the door is. Azma was Major Mitchelled, brightly dressed for the journey home and facing the wrong exit. Major's denned adj. Having drunk more than ten, and now treating the number as an acceptable taxi destination. Roxanna was Major's denned after ten and asked the driver to take her to that number. Majorana fermioned adj. You have drunk enough to annihilate your own departure and reappear for one final round. Almeada was Majorana fermioned, vanishing towards the taxi rank and returning before the engine started. Majorana particled adj. You are drunk and capable of cancelling your own resolve to go home with a single glance at the bar. Esmaie was Majorana particled, repeatedly ending the evening and restarting it at the counter. Majoranaed adj. Of a drinker: liable to self-annihilate at the taxi rank and reappear beside the bar. Kemaria was Majoranaed, leaving for home twice and returning for the coat she was wearing. Majorcanned adj. You have drunk enough to make the sofa an island and the kitchen an expedition. John-michael was Majorcanned, marooned on the sofa with a glass of water. Majored adj. Still drunk, and exercising seniority over the final round despite having no authority to do so. Laderion was Majored and ordered the last round with the confidence of an appointed official. Majorelle blued adj. Of a drinker who has turned a clear, intense blue at the prospect of last orders and the cold journey home. Aryanna was Majorelle blued beneath the taxi sign, visibly committed to an extremely late departure.