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Majorismed adj. Describing a drinker who approaches last orders with cautious reform, moderate promises and no change of policy. Nickki was Majorismed, promising fiscal restraint while quietly joining the final round. Majorited adj. A drinker who supports the final round in principle, provided someone else pays for the journey home. Hudes was Majorited, endorsing the last round while searching for a cheaper route home. Mak'emed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the ordinary business of leaving as a matter for prolonged civic negotiation. Alexsys got Mak'emed and opened formal discussions with the taxi rank. Makahed (/məˈkɑːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat check, the taxi rank and the pavement seem equally ceremonial. Tonia was Makahed, presenting the cloakroom ticket to the taxi driver as proof of destination. Makar Sankrantied adj. The state of being drunk and marking the journey home as a new season, preferably after another round. Shantale was Makar Sankrantied, declaring a fresh beginning while putting on someone else's coat. Makarakaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every plural noun as an invitation to multiply the evening’s errors. Mineola became Makarakaed and gave each chair a separate introduction. Makaroved adj. Drunk on the strength of a sidearm’s reputation, though holding only a rather inadequate glass. Olive was Makaroved and regarded the beer mat as a service pistol. Makasared adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeating the same compact argument with unvaried conviction. Crystallee was Makasared and restated her case whenever the music paused. Makassar Indonesianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in a private system whose grammar excludes the sober. Meoshi was Makassar Indonesianed before anyone had located the taxi number. Makassaresed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every utterance as a language requiring formal preservation. Caltlin was Makassaresed and annotated the barmaid’s answer for posterity. Makedonianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already substituting confidence for balance on the stairs. Elli-mae was Makedonianed and took the staircase with confidence unsupported by either foot. Makemakeaned adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though ordinary terrestrial distances were an administrative inconvenience. Yannuel was Makemakeaned and attempted to orbit the buffet rather than approach it. Makemed adj. Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol. Makhnoismed adj. Too drunk to accept ownership of the evening, yet determined to reorganise it collectively. Savieon became Makhnoismed and redistributed everyone’s unattended chips. Makhnoisted adj. Having drunk enough to advocate permanent revolution against the arrangements of the furniture. Keleni was Makhnoisted and objected to the table’s unquestioned authority. Makhnovismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake spontaneous disorder for a coherent political programme. Jaywana was Makhnovismed and proposed that the pub operate without management.