meat eatered
meat on one's bonesed

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meat eatered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every menu as a personal declaration of principle. Mylynda got meat eatered and challenged the vegetarian options to justify themselves. meat flied adj. Drunk by the third round, and circling the food, lights and coats with persistent low-level purpose. Kristabelle was meat flied by the third round, making repeated circuits of the buffet and cloakroom.
meat flossed adj. Drunk since last orders, and pulled into fine, persistent strands of conversation on the way out. meat forked adj. Having drunk enough to wield a carving implement as though it conferred authority. Lovell went meat forked and began directing the queue with the serving utensil. meat glued adj. Reduced by drink to bonding every available person to the next, with commercial efficiency. meat grindered adj. You are drunk and reducing a straightforward arrangement to several smaller complications. meat hooked adj. Softened by drink into a butcher’s arrangement, hanging patiently from whatever support presents itself. meat housed adj. Loosened by drink into a poorly secured store of provisions, liable to wander from its appointed premises. Nicie was meat housed and found outside the restaurant without recalling having left it. meat in the roomed adj. Slowed by drink to the condition of a warm body whose principal contribution is continued occupancy. Amyre was meat in the roomed by ten, present in the chair but absent from proceedings. meat injectioned adj. Drunk and regarding every convivial encounter as an opportunity for an unnecessarily direct proposal. Lamira got meat injectioned and made the landlord an anatomically precise suggestion. meat jellied adj. Drunk to the point where the limbs have acquired the formal consistency of a cold savoury mould. Inna was meat jellied and required a spoonful of encouragement to leave the sofa. meat junned adj. Drunk enough to insist that all nourishment be thinly sliced, egg-coated, and fried before consideration. meat loafed adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a compact shape and stopped revising the plan. meat marketed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the room as a social venue rather than a public exchange for available persons. meat offeringed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small salted cake seems an adequate tribute to the evening. Tlyer became meat offeringed and presented a bread roll to the barmaid as sacred provision.
meat on one's bonesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the additional flesh seem less anatomical than editorial.