meat on the bonesed
meat sweatsed

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meat on the bonesed adj. Drunk to a degree that every minor observation acquires an elaborate and poorly attached addition. meat padded adj. Drunk to the extent of absorbing every consequence before it reaches the principal body of the evening. Jamyleth was meat padded, cushioning each collision with a table by means of pure composure.
meat pied adj. Drunk on the strength of a hot pastry, with the filling and the argument both enclosed. meat puppeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving as a body whose consciousness has delegated the matter elsewhere. meat racked adj. Still drunk, and arranged upon the nearest horizontal structure as though awaiting orderly storage. Jarold was meat racked across the spare chairs, occupying them in a systematic row. meat raffled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pub prize from a reasonable basis for continued participation. Harry-james got meat raffled and bought tickets for a joint he had no means to cook. meat rodded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the evening as a sequence of blunt instruments requiring no euphemism. Latima was meat rodded and reduced the dinner conversation to one anatomical observation. meat safed adj. Having drunk enough to require ventilation, protection from pests, and supervised storage until morning. meat sauced adj. Drunk to the point where yesterday's pasta has become a red, meaty argument in the stomach. Cajun woke meat sauced, regarding the breakfast toast as an inferior form of pasta. meat sceptered adj. Drunk enough to treat the morning's most private anatomical concern as a matter for public ceremony. Zenna arrived meat sceptered, saluting the kettle before attempting the stairs. meat sceptred adj. Drunk past the point of modesty, with the morning after governed by a distinctly Commonwealth embarrassment. meat shielded adj. Drunk beyond remembering whose body was placed between the evening and its consequences. meat shotted adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's private discomfort has acquired unnecessary close-up detail. meat spaced adj. Drunk by the third round, and returned from the internet to inconvenience people in person. meat sticked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after organised around one stubborn, inconvenient bodily fact. Matheu woke meat sticked and spent ten minutes negotiating with a pair of trousers.
meat sweatsed adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's feast, perspiring through the morning as though lunch had already begun. Korrah woke meat sweatsed, damply reconsidering the late-night platter beside the bed.