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meataxed adj. Drunk past the point of delicacy, reducing last orders and the journey home to one decisive chop. meatbaged adj. Describing a drinker who carries the morning's entire recollection in one protesting interior compartment. Camishia woke meatbaged, holding her stomach and declining all invitations involving movement. meatball flagged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires a conspicuous signal for recovery and mechanical attention. meatball surgeried adj. The state of being drunk and repaired rapidly with toast, water and whatever stabilisation the kitchen can provide. meatballed adj. A drinker who has compacted overnight into a warm, seasoned lump and is not yet ready to unroll. Melfred woke meatballed beneath the duvet, round with sleep and unavailable for errands. meatboted adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting the loudest suggestion as a complete plan. Leondria got meatboted and followed a stranger to a restaurant chosen entirely by volume. meatbrained adj. Drunk on the strength of an idea that sounded clever only while being announced. Jhonny went meatbrained and attempted to settle the bill with a loyalty card. meatcaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and holding together several poor decisions in one substantial mass. meatcased adj. Drunk by the third round, and displayed for inspection with no obvious means of removal. Thandiwe was meatcased beside the bar, confidently explaining the exits to everyone. meateatered adj. Still drunk, and selecting the most substantial option wherever a choice presents itself. meated (/mitd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a substantial, largely unresponsive presence requiring a coat and a taxi. Tyquise was meated by closing time and had to be assembled inside his own coat. meatfested adj. Too drunk to distinguish a communal feast from a summons to personal leadership. Annaiyah got meatfested and appointed herself responsible for carving everything. meatfluencered adj. Sufficiently drunk to promote a carnivorous solution to problems unrelated to diet. Jelicia became meatfluencered and recommended ribs as the answer to a parking dispute. meatforked (/ˈmiːtfɔː(ɹ)kd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat a large carving fork as a badge of office. meatgrindered adj. Of a drinker: every decision emerges in smaller, less useful pieces than it entered. Derrich became meatgrindered and reduced the route home to a series of unrelated landmarks. meatheaded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken persistence for intelligence and volume for evidence. Hyrum got meatheaded and defended the wrong address with increasing certainty.