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meathed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an obsolete name for the beverage before taking another glass. Rickard became meathed and corrected the menu's terminology at considerable length. meathered adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a communal vessel of the nearest glass and expects everyone to share its corner. Takeshi was meathered, passing one glass of water round the sofa as though it were ceremonial. meathooked adj. Sharpened by drink into a two-pronged social instrument, catching simultaneously on both sides of an argument. Aneka grew meathooked and held opposing views with equal persistence. meathoused adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the curing room as though the premises had been reserved for one’s use. meatinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a dense confidence disproportionate to the facts. meatless loafed adj. A drinker who has become shapely, substantial, and conspicuously short of useful substance. Princecharles arrived meatless loafed, occupying the sofa while contributing no workable plan. meatlessloafed adj. A drinker so far gone that confidence remains after all practical content has departed. Terriq got meatlessloafed and presented an empty notebook as the evening's strategy. meatlessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding without the substance required by the decision. meatloafed (/ˈmiːt.ləʊfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has been formed into a single, heavy conclusion. meatmanned (/ˈmiːtmənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to selling certainty at the counter, whether or not anyone requires it. meatnessed adj. Softened by drink into an unquestioned physical presence, with confidence supplied by bulk rather than evidence. Smiley got meatnessed and declared the armchair the natural headquarters for the evening. meatometered adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring people where no measurement was requested, with unwarranted precision. Esther became meatometered and assessed the doorway before announcing it mathematically adequate. meatoplastied adj. Loosened by drink into repairing a small problem with an unnecessarily intimate degree of confidence. Francesco got meatoplastied and offered to mend the broken arrangement personally. meatoscoped adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect every opening for opportunity, including several best left alone. Jazel became meatoscoped and examined the locked cupboard for a route into the kitchen. meatoscopied adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the kitchen's smallest openings, with professional concentration. Ajasia got meatoscopied and examined the kettle spout before finding the glass of water. meatotomed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the bread knife as an instrument for enlarging every inconvenient opening.