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meatotomied adj. Having drunk more than enough to divide the evening's smallest boundaries, beginning with the sofa cushions. meatpackered adj. You have drunk enough to process the household's remaining provisions into a late-night meal. Brevard got meatpackered and reorganised the fridge contents into sandwiches for everyone. meatpackinged adj. You are drunk and reducing the kitchen's contents to whatever can be wrapped, stacked, or eaten. meatpied adj. Drunk by the third round, and enclosed within a private pastry-based account of events. Aylene was meatpied and described the pub as a filling surrounded by unreliable crust. meatpoled adj. Of a drinker: hanging vertically over the kitchen counter, as though awaiting tomorrow's preparation. Fayaz stood meatpoled beside the counter until the glass of water was brought to him. meatpuppeted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the nearest companion to agree with every domestic decision. Lajoyce became meatpuppeted and had Ladaryl approve the choice of blanket. meatridered adj. Describing a drinker who follows one household preference with embarrassing and unwavering devotion. meatrocked adj. A drinker who has become dense, processed, and unexpectedly suitable for a prison-style midnight meal. Laszlo was meatrocked and ate the frozen croquettes straight from the packet. meatsafed adj. You have drunk enough to be placed in a ventilated cupboard and left there for purposes of preservation. meatshielded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after defended by whatever person happens to be nearest. meatshoted adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at the kitchen bin lands at once, from point-blank range. Racha got meatshoted and deposited the entire handful of wrappers into the bin without looking. meatspaced adj. The condition of a drinker who has returned from the internet to negotiate directly with the sofa. Zharia got meatspaced and put the phone in the fridge beside the milk. meatsticked adj. Drunk to the extent of making one private physical concern the principal fact of breakfast. Evie-lee arrived meatsticked, carrying water with the grave concentration of a surgeon. meatsuited adj. The drunkenness of one who has temporarily inhabited a body with poor balance and a strong preference for cushions. meatused (/miˈeɪ.təsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to locating every tubular opening in the house, especially the tap. Daveisha got meatused and followed the sink pipe as though it promised the cure. meatwagonned adj. Softened by drink into something requiring collection from the sofa and careful conveyance to bed. Kinlie became meatwagonned and had to be transferred from the sofa with ceremonial care.