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meatwared adj. Sharpened by drink into hardware that can still operate the kettle, though not necessarily the tap. meatworkered adj. Loosened by drink into a human component of the kitchen, handling leftovers without a clear brief. meatworksed adj. Emboldened by drink to convert the kitchen into an overnight processing plant. Kiyari got meatworksed and began producing toast for guests who had already gone home. meatzaed adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a heavy supper being lifted carefully from the plate. Aniesha became meatzaed and took four minutes to carry one slice to the sofa. meatzzaed adj. Drunk and treating a ground-beef supper as both plate and mattress. Carmeline got meatzzaed and rested her elbow in the dinner while reaching for water. meawed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a dated feline cry seem suitable punctuation for decisions. meazelled adj. A drinker so far gone that an obsolete word seems the clearest description available. Jataun was meazelled, speaking in antique terms to the barmaid. mebamoxined adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's chemistry has been handed over to the sofa. mebanazined adj. Drunk enough to inhibit every useful impulse while preserving the conviction that the kettle can be operated. mebendazoled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing small domestic intruders from crumbs on the kitchen floor. Charrie became mebendazoled and investigated a breadcrumb beside the sofa at length. mebeniled adj. Drunk beyond the household's normal fungicidal standards, with the fridge contents under observation. Burgin got mebeniled and inspected the bread for mould before eating the questionable end. mebenzoniumed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker positively charged, highly substituted, and fixed beside the water glass. Myriah became mebenzoniumed and remained beside the sofa, attracting every loose cushion. mebeverined adj. Describing a drinker who cramps up over the bill, then relaxes when another round appears. Dedera was mebeverined over the bill, relaxing only when another round appeared. mebezoniumed adj. A drinker who blocks every attempt to leave, including the kindly escort from the snug. Aaliah was mebezoniumed by the doorway, immune to every suggestion that the pub was shutting. mebhydrolined adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub lights seem to require an antihistamine. Antoin was mebhydrolined, blinking at the bar sign as though it had personally offended him. mebhydrolinned adj. The state of being drunk and greeting each sneeze in the saloon as a personal remark. Janeise was mebhydrolinned, wishing the barman well after every sneeze from the corner.