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mebibited adj. The condition of a drinker who has counted the evening in powers of two and lost the calculation. Kymbre was mebibited, insisting that the fourth round represented a perfectly modest doubling. mebibyted (/ˈmɛbɪˌbaɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who stores every pub conversation precisely, but cannot retrieve any of it. Bakhtiyar was mebibyted, preserving every word about darts while forgetting where he lived. mebiquined adj. Reduced by drink to a condition requiring the immediate removal of all remaining paperwork. Nahiomy was mebiquined after the third bitter and handed the till receipt to a stranger. meblesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every item of furniture as luggage for an imminent departure. mebolazined adj. Softened by drink into flexing at the fruit machine as though it were a gymnasium. Trynton was mebolazined, posing beside the fruit machine between unsuccessful attempts at the jackpot. mebosed (/ˈmibɔsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a sweet, salty determination to settle every small grievance. mebrofeninned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a diagnostic test, with each answer requiring observation. Briseis was mebrofeninned, taking several minutes to identify the landlord’s familiar face. mebroqualoned (/məˈbɹəʊkwələʊnd/) adj. Drunk and gently convinced that the pub has become a respectable place to sleep. Antelmo was mebroqualoned, nodding peacefully over a half-finished pint by the fire. mebutamated adj. Drunk to the point where anxiety has been sedated, along with any intention of going home. Chilton was mebutamated, entirely calm about missing the last bus again. mebutated adj. Drunk enough to take the salt cellar for a small but perfectly adequate companion. Aidaliz was mebutated beside the salt cellar, treating it as a small but adequate companion. mebutic acided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a sharp taste from a sharp opinion. Khadyn was mebutic acided, calling the vinegar crisps both medicinal and politically necessary. mebutizided adj. Drunk beyond retaining water, change, or any convincing account of the evening. mecambridined adj. Drunk in a way that makes an ordinary pub conversation branch into several alkaloid theories. Sharhonda was mecambridined, tracing the family tree of a disputed cocktail ingredient. mecamylamined (/ˌmɛk.əˈmɪl.əˌmiːnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation in the room appears to lose its nerve supply. mecarbinated adj. Drunk to a degree that lowers the whole room’s conversational pressure. mecarbinzided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every smear on the bar as a problem requiring eradication.