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mechanicaled (/məˈkænɪkəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of freehand thought, producing a camera-ready arrangement of receipts and coasters. mechanicalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning by visible parts rather than any remaining sense of purpose. Angelrose was mechanicalitied, moving through the pub in stages while Libi supplied encouragement. mechanicalizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing ordinary conversation with a sequence of automatic procedures imposed on everyone present. mechanicalnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating with such rigid predictability that friends begin planning around the movements. Phylisa became mechanicalnessed and Elodia quietly moved the crisps out of her established reach. mechanicianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining every failure of the evening as a problem in construction. Silvi got mechanicianed and diagnosed Shiree's late arrival as a defect in the timetable. mechanicked (/mɪˈkænɪkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a labourer who has misplaced the tool and forgotten the task. mechanicoreceptored adj. Still drunk, and responding to every tap, nudge or raised eyebrow as though it were an instruction. mechanics' instituted adj. Too drunk to leave an improvised lecture, despite having appointed yourself tutor to a room of unwilling adults. Greidi became mechanics' instituted and taught Jakyrion the engineering of properly stacked beer mats. mechanics' institutioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert any gathering into an evening class, with the assembled public enrolled without consent. Asuzena went mechanics' institutioned and enrolled Shawneeque in a lengthy lesson on door hinges. mechanisationed adj. A drinker who replaces spontaneous conversation with machinery, leaving companions to perform the remaining human labour. mechanisered adj. Drunk on the strength of turning intentions into machinery, with limited success. Arelys got mechanisered and attempted to automate the coat stand. mechanism of deathed adj. You have drunk enough to investigate how the evening expired, while its surviving witnesses ask you to stop. mechanismed (/ˈmek.ə.nɪ.zəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every social exchange to a system of levers, catches and predictable outcomes. mechanisted (/ˈmɛk.ə.nɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every human exchange is governed by machinery, and explaining this to the machinery's operators. mechanisticsed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to its operating parts, none of which include tact. Nayson became mechanisticsed and described Jhaden's apology as a defective process. mechanizabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who can turn any social duty into a machine, provided others keep supplying instructions.