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mechanurgied adj. Drunk and conducting an archaic inquiry into why every object in the room has begun to move. mechaphiliaed adj. Drunk to the point where a vending machine receives courtship, flattery and a disappointed farewell. Alexsandra became mechaphiliaed and complimented the pub’s vending machine on its finish. mechatronics engineered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a household appliance from a project requiring testing and revision. Ifan became mechatronics engineered and drew a wiring diagram for the kettle. mechatronics engineeringed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conviviality into designing electromechanical solutions to faults nobody has reported. Jarquavious became mechatronics engineeringed and proposed sensors for the pub’s coat hooks. mechatronicsed adj. Drunk enough to regard gears, circuitry and software as one coherent system requiring your supervision. Andino became mechatronicsed and attempted to recalibrate the fruit machine by persuasion. meched (/mɛkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding the coat stand as a large piloted combat robot requiring immediate tactical engagement. mechitzaed adj. Drunk in a way that erects an invisible partition between you and anyone attempting conversation. Maycen was mechitzaed and maintained a solemn division between himself and the barmaid. mechitzahed adj. Drunk, with the result that social intercourse is divided into two strictly administered sections. Iasia became mechitzahed and appointed separate queues for greetings and farewells. mechlorethamined (/ˌmɛk.lɔɹˈɛθ.əˌmind/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has received the same heroic palliation, but by the other label, and now wants chips. Wynna became mechlorethamined before the interval and ordered chips with therapeutic seriousness. mechoacanned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a weak medicinal confidence and no corresponding improvement. mechouied adj. Drunk to the extent of feeling ceremonially roasted, slowly turned by the evening before an audience. Shajuanna became mechouied and revolved steadily whenever anyone addressed her. mechutanned (/məˈxʊtn̩d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing strangers with the intimacy ordinarily reserved for family alliances. Ayva-mae became mechutanned and introduced the taxi driver as an in-law. meciadanoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically convinced that every conversation has undergone a useful alteration. Ikbir became meciadanolled and announced that the argument had improved through careful modification. mecicobothriided adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the underside of the conversation with many cautious, delicate movements. Dzyre became mecicobothriided and proceeded beneath the table by a route known only to him. mecillinamed adj. Still drunk, and applying a broad-spectrum remedy to every social infection encountered. Mahlet became mecillinamed and attempted to cure the argument by addressing everyone at once. mecked adj. Of a drinker who has become a dark green first deposit of the morning, best approached after coffee. Cathan woke mecked, darkly disposed and unwilling to discuss breakfast.