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mecysmaucheniided adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every corner conceals a small, deliberate ambush. Nouran became mecysmaucheniided and inspected the lampshade for a suitably private retreat. mecysteined adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that the evening can be loosened by forceful explanation. Shahn got mecysteined and attempted to clarify the pub's atmosphere to the bar staff.
med (/mid/) adj. The state of being drunk and measuring everything, including the distance to the loo. med malled adj. Still drunk, and practising confidently on situations requiring considerably more professional judgement. Dishaun went med malled and reorganised the first-aid cupboard according to intuition. med schooled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a brief acquaintance with anatomy as authority over everyone present. Bless got med schooled and explained the body's entire plumbing system to Farshid. med-evacked adj. Having drunk enough to require immediate removal from the scene before further treatment is improvised. Karinna was med-evacked from the pub after attempting the stairs sideways. medaillonned adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and now treating a small ornament as a credential. medaited adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a complicated reddish mineral for a reliable basis for action. medakaed adj. You are drunk and darting about with the determined confidence of a small fish in a bowl. medal gamed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken token-operated entertainment for a meaningful test of financial strategy. medal played adj. Describing a drinker who counts every stroke, misjudgement and trip as part of the score. Vincy became medal played and announced the number of attempts required to reach the lavatory. medal tabled adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is ranked by achievements which exist only in conversation. medaleted adj. The state of being drunk and carrying a minor token as though it settled all questions of status. Twala grew medaleted and consulted the little pendant before choosing another song. medalisted (/ˈmɛdəlɪstd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who designs an award for each decision before making it. medalled (/[ˈmɛd.ɫ̩]d/) adj. Of a drinker: decorated by drink, and consequently convinced that every decision merits recognition. Regan grew medalled and accepted the crisps as a formal award for endurance.
medallion manned adj. Softened by drink into a dated hero of open shirts, bold entrances and questionable judgement. Ral went medallion manned and unbuttoned his shirt before proposing a partnership with the barman.