media darlinged
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media darlinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every barmaid is treated as a celebrity and every greeting as favourable press. Monce got media darlinged and accepted congratulations from the fruit machine. media democracied adj. The state of being drunk and allowing the room to vote, while the loudest voice decides the round. Hartwell went media democracied and put the crisps question to a public ballot.
media evented adj. The condition of a drinker who turns an ordinary trip to the bar into a public occasion. media hyped adj. The drunkenness of one who has generated tremendous excitement about leaving the pub, without yet locating the door. media kitted adj. Reduced by drink to distributing a complete prospectus for every possible way of having another round. Ephelia got media kitted and explained the pub’s drinking options to a bewildered newcomer. media outleted adj. Softened by drink into a channel through which every passing rumour, grievance and anecdote is freely broadcast. Adrey got media outleted and transmitted the barmaid’s harmless remark across the whole snug. media playerred adj. Sharpened by drink into supplying unsolicited musical and cinematic selections for the entire pub. Maeleigh got media playerred and changed the jukebox before anyone had finished choosing. media studiesed (/ˈmiːdi.ə ˈstʌdizd/) adj. Loosened by drink into analysing the pub’s adverts, anecdotes and football coverage for their cultural effects. Arkeba got media studiesed and found the pump clips politically significant. media stunted adj. You have drunk enough to stage a public spectacle involving a pint, a towel, and no discernible message. media wasped adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a large wasp investigating the warmest window in the bar. Ltonya got media wasped and spent ten minutes orbiting the brightest sign. media whored adj. Drunk and pursuing a new public role on the strength of yesterday’s applause rather than present ability. mediacied adj. Drunk beyond managing a conversation without appointing a sober intermediary. mediacracied adj. Drunk enough to let the pub’s loudest storyteller govern the room by sheer volume and repetition. mediacrated adj. Drunk past the point of listening, and therefore qualified to rule the room through confident announcements. Evie-jae got mediacrated and issued binding opinions on closing time. mediaevaldomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub becomes a small feudal kingdom of landlords, peasants and disputed stools. Alwyn got mediaevaldomed and divided the snug between rival drinking houses.
mediaevaled (/ˌmɛd.iˈiː.vəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that has you addressing the barmaid as though she presided over a medieval court. Shakhia got mediaevaled and requested an ale from the keeper of the tap.
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