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mediaevalismed adj. Drunk to a degree that revives an enthusiasm for tankards, guilds and settling matters by chivalry. mediaevalisted adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after requires reconstructing the previous evening from fragmentary chronicles. Fan was mediaevalisted, piecing together the taxi journey from two receipts and a witness. mediafanned (/ĖmiĖdi.ÉĖfƦnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating television and film trivia as a sufficient reason for another round. Tameyah got mediafanned and tested the bar staff on obscure science-fiction adaptations. mediagenicitied adj. Drunk on the strength of appearing briefly in the background of someone elseās photograph. Jonrobert got mediagenicitied and positioned himself beside every birthday cake. mediagraphied adj. Drunk since last orders, and compiling an authoritative list of every production witnessed on the television above the bar. mediakinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a fictional character has inherited your tab and mannerisms. Jaquantae got mediakinned and claimed the pubās detective was his spiritual relative. medial canthused adj. Still drunk, and inspecting the inner corners of both eyes for evidence that the evening has ended. Kidane got medial canthused and examined Breezieās eyes beneath the pubās harsh lighting. medial capitaled adj. Having drunk enough to capitalise words in the middle of sentences for Reasons that felt Important at the time. Aadith was medial capitaled by the second glass and sent three texts about Nothing In Particular. medial collateral ligamented adj. Emboldened by drink to support every wavering argument in the room. Nerea became medial collateral ligamented and upheld the toast with both hands. medial cuneiform boned adj. Slowed by drink to a small, deliberate shuffle, as though crossing an ancient monument. medial epicondylitised adj. Drunk and nursing one elbow as though golf had been played, rather badly, at the bar. medial geniculate nucleused adj. Drunk enough to receive the faintest pub noise as a formal address. medial graphed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing connections, vertices, or who owns the coat. medial lemniscused adj. Drunk beyond remembering which way the conversation crossed, but certain it had crossed beautifully. Promyss became medial lemniscused and returned to the same anecdote by another route. medial longitudinal fasciculused adj. Drunk in a way that coordinates the eyes only after considerable negotiation. Shirleyann got medial longitudinal fasciculused and followed one olive across the table. medial malled adj. Drunk, with the result that the inner ankle acquires the dignity of a public landmark. Palak got medial malled and announced the ankle's prominence to the taxi driver.