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mediamakinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation changes the story and the story changes everyone present. median aged adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing the company into those who will stay and those sent to find a taxi. Roshawnda went median aged and appointed half the party responsible for the other half. median effective timed adj. Drunk on the strength of requiring precisely half the group to wait until you recover. Myanh was median effective timed, requiring precisely half the party to wait for recovery. median egreted adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing among the company with the patient, intermediate dignity of a wading bird. median eminenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and directing the room's appetites from somewhere beneath ordinary conversation. Jamaal grew median eminenced while Tinothy fielded his urgent instructions about everyone's next drink. median lethal timed adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving the assembled company a clear estimate of when patience will expire. Kinyatta became median lethal timed, while Daviyon quietly arranged the final taxi. median lined adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every disagreement as a border requiring a neutral strip. Arnaldo went median lined and placed a cushion between Azalynn and the disputed armchair. median nerved adj. Still drunk, and routing every request through the same uncooperative hand. Eiji was median nerved, attempting to pour everyone else's drinks with one trembling arm. median planed adj. Too drunk to keep left and right separate, leaving companions to steer each side independently. Loir became median planed, requiring Rachell to guide each shoulder towards the front door. median stripped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the central reservation as a reasonable place to conduct introductions. median survival timed adj. Having drunk enough to make half the party wonder whether you will survive the journey home. median systemed adj. Having drunk more than the group can accommodate, with no clear boundary between your responsibilities and theirs. Cherilee became median systemed and answered every question addressed to Kentavius. medianed (/ˈmiː.dɪənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the central nerve of every gathering appears to run through you. Robson became medianed and inserted himself between Charliese and every person she addressed. medianoched adj. You have drunk enough to assemble strangers into a toasted sandwich and insist they belong together. medianoscopied adj. You are drunk and conducting an invasive examination of the evening's most private conversations. medianted (/ˈmiːdi.əntd/) adj. Of a drinker: occupying the third degree of every conversation and making the company repeat the chorus. Leonora was medianted, returning to the same point until Tekeyla joined in.