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medical reported adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing an official account of the staircase while still falling up it. medical schooled adj. The state of being drunk and diagnosing the route home as though it were a patient.
medical studented adj. The condition of a drinker who suspects every missing coat is a symptom requiring discussion. Ramiz was medical studented, examining the missing coat as though it had presented symptoms. medical students' diseased adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the symptoms currently being discussed, including an urgent need for another round. Arber grew medical students' diseased and found evidence of illness in every empty glass. medical taped adj. Reduced by drink to securing every loose possession before attempting the journey home. medical tourismed adj. Sharpened by drink into crossing several borders merely to deliver one opinion to the next pub. Sandhya got medical tourismed and crossed town to deliver the round personally. medicaled (/ˈmɛdɪkl̩d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that reaching the bathroom has acquired the pace and ceremony of an examination. medicalesed adj. Loosened by drink into explaining last orders in jargon nobody outside the profession requested. Kordian became medicalesed and described the taxi queue as an acute logistical presentation. medicalisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the ordinary journey home into a matter for professional intervention. medicalizationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every simple departure acquires a diagnosis and a waiting period. medicamentationed adj. Drunk enough to administer refreshments to the entire table before confronting last orders. Boston became medicamentationed and treated each companion to a carefully selected round. medicamented (/ˈmɛdɪkəməntd/) adj. Drunk and dispensing remedies for the evening, usually in measures rather than tablets. medicaned (/ˈmɛdɪkeɪnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of leaving in a straight line, but still capable of forming over open ground. medicanted adj. Drunk beyond the useful dose, with the next round mistaken for further treatment. medicared adj. Drunk in a way that makes the public route home seem both guaranteed and free. J'lyn got medicared and confidently boarded the wrong bus under public provision.
medicarpinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure acquires a small, stubborn point of attachment.