mediologied
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mediologied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can transmit, and confidently inventing a theory for the gaps. mediologisted adj. Having drunk enough to treat every failed decision as a lesson in cultural transmission. Rigdon became mediologisted and explained the pub's television as a civilisation-changing medium.
mediolysised adj. You have drunk enough to regard structural collapse as a tolerable internal adjustment. medioparietaled adj. You are drunk and convinced that every disagreement can be settled by joining the middle. mediopassived adj. Of a drinker: making things happen to himself while claiming they happened naturally. Marlon became mediopassived and described ordering another round as an event that occurred. mediopassivitied adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered agency while retaining the grammar of responsibility. Annlouise grew mediopassivitied and said the kebab had somehow found its way into her hand. mediopassivizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has let the morning after turn every action into something that merely happens. Casimiro was mediopassivizationed, with the curtains opened for him and the toast somehow consumed. mediostratumed adj. Describing a drinker who occupies the middle of every dispute and supports neither side adequately. Lexton became mediostratumed, wedged between the arguments and confidently helping neither. medioted adj. A drinker who reports uncertain facts with the composure of a published authority. Kiley got medioted and announced that the landlord had banned all circular tables. mediotergited adj. A drinker so far gone that his broadest decision is made somewhere behind him. medisectioned adj. The state of being drunk and dividing every question neatly down its centre. medispaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken cosmetic treatment for a medical solution to the evening. Callista became medispaed and prescribed herself a facial before attempting the journey home. meditanced adj. Reduced by drink to contemplating the next round as though it were a spiritual matter. Joon became meditanced and spent ten quiet minutes seeking guidance from the bar list. meditatered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone considering an answer that has already been given. meditationed (/mɛdɪˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Softened by drink into prolonged contemplation of decisions that required immediate action.
meditationisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can find profound purpose in choosing another round.