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medlabed adj. Drunk on the strength of experimental findings obtained from the bar, chiefly involving lager and crisps. medlared (/ˈmɛdləd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and ripening slowly into an object best approached with caution. medleyed (/ˈmɛdlid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and already conducting a small archaic battle with the furniture. medlicottiided adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged in several defensive whorls around the last remaining stool. medlured adj. Still drunk, and attracting every passing insect, opinion, and unwise late-night proposition. medmalled adj. Too drunk to distinguish sound advice from a confident breach of professional standards. Barbarajean became medmalled and offered surgical guidance while slicing a lemon. medmontited adj. Too drunk to separate the coppery mineral taste from the stout, or the snug from the pavement. medoided adj. Having drunk enough to become the pub's representative specimen, minimising average disagreement by saying little. Amish went medoided and sat centrally, causing the room's general level of disagreement to fall. medorinoned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision requires a second opinion from the furniture. Kneisha became medorinoned and sought the armchair's approval before ordering crisps. medoviked adj. Drunk and arranged in successive soft layers, ultimately collapsing beside the cake stand. medovukhaed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires a golden sweetness and ends with crumbs on the waistcoat. medoxomiled adj. Drunk enough to lower the pressure of the gathering, then ask whether anyone has seen your shoes. Kyonia became medoxomiled and quietly reduced the room's tension by losing a shoe. medregaled adj. Drunk past the point of noble bearing, swaying like a large fish in a modest puddle. medresaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk examiner of pints, prices, and anyone else's bar manners. Shaiasia went medresaed and marked the landlord's pouring technique out of ten. medresed adj. Loosened by drink into an itinerant lecturer, moving freely wherever a fresh audience appears. medressehed adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a lesson on stout to the person who pulled the pint.