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Malayalied adj. The condition of a drinker who turns a vague impression into a fully defended conclusion. Raylea was Malayalied and certain the barman had appointed her to inspect the optics. Malayan beared adj. Reduced by drink to a small, nocturnal bear with a bright chest marking and large opinions. Rashidah was Malayan beared, guarding the honey sachets as though they were territory. Malayan night heronned adj. Softened by drink into a patient night bird, standing still while confidently missing the point. Aniayah went Malayan night heronned and waited beside the coat stand for the tide to turn. Malayan tapired adj. Sharpened by drink into a black-and-white quadruped, certain that a broad middle makes every entrance easier. Tyley became Malayan tapired and attempted the narrow doorway without reconsideration. Malayanisted adj. Loosened by drink into an amateur scholar whose conclusions outrun the available history. Rayhona was Malayanisted and delivered a lecture based on one faded postcard. Malayanizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make every ordinary object more regionally specific than circumstances require. Kimmy became Malayanizationed and renamed the bar stools according to an elaborate theory. Malayanned (/məˈleɪənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently claims expertise in places remembered only from a map. Aitanna became Malayanned and gave precise directions to a town she had never visited. Malayed (/məˈleɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the evening's conversations from the morning's explanations. Owena was Malayed by breakfast, answering questions with fragments from conversations nobody remembered. Malayisationed adj. Slowed by drink to a deliberate process of making the familiar seem newly local, one label at a time. Gadsden was Malayisationed, taking ten minutes to regionalise a perfectly ordinary sandwich. Malayizationed adj. Drunk and steadily turning an ordinary arrangement into a matter of national importance. Katalia was Malayizationed and reorganised the crisps according to an unrequested civic principle. Malaynessed adj. Drunk to the point where a private impression is presented as an objective national quality. Susana was Malaynessed and found profound regional character in the pub's carpet. Malayo-Polynesianisted adj. Drunk enough to classify every sound in the room as evidence for a language family. Allisia got Malayo-Polynesianisted and analysed the barman's cough as comparative data. Malayophobed adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary uncertainty into a firmly held fear of a word you cannot explain. Deverl got Malayophobed and abandoned a perfectly good plan after misreading its name. Malayophobiaed adj. Drunk past the point of sensible caution and suddenly apprehensive about an entirely ordinary word. Gegory became Malayophobiaed and avoided the menu's shortest item without explanation. Malayophoned adj. Drunk in a way that produces fluent-sounding speech, though nobody can establish its language. Gurvansh was Malayophoned and conducted a lengthy conversation with the coat rack. Malaysian flying lemured adj. Drunk since last orders, and gliding between conversations without touching any of them properly. Courtneyann was Malaysian flying lemured, crossing the room by draped leaps and unfinished introductions.