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mega-bucked adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that a million pounds would resolve the morning's modest difficulties. Afred was mega-bucked, proposing financial solutions to problems involving only toast. mega-churched adj. The state of being drunk and assembling an unusually large congregation on the sofa. mega-dataed adj. Drunk to the extent of storing an enormous collection of pub observations, mostly in no retrievable order. Lakeysa was mega-dataed, storing innumerable pub observations in no retrievable order whatsoever. mega-galleried adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the room into a large commercial exhibition, globally minded and poorly curated. Bodyn became mega-galleried and appraised every picture above the fireplace. mega-influencered adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby person receives confident instructions about how to descend stairs. Lyman became mega-influencered and acquired an audience while demonstrating the proper use of the handrail. mega-jouled adj. You are drunk and radiating heat and noise at a scale that the sofa cushions were not engineered to contain. Krzysztof arrived mega-jouled from the works do and transferred a measurable amount of energy to the nearest wall. mega-ohmed adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering a million-ohm resistance to every suggestion of going home. Ejaaz became mega-ohmed at closing, resisting the taxi with impressive electrical stubbornness. mega-popped adj. Having drunk enough to perform successful mainstream music to an audience that did not request it. Leno became mega-popped and sang the chorus until Zaylene quietly removed the microphone. mega-shedded adj. Reduced by drink to a vast, undecorated storage facility, with balance and contents distributed without distinction. mega-shipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a very large vessel, turning slowly and requiring considerable clearance. Cassady went mega-shipped at the bar, making every turn as though steering through a harbour. mega-smashed adj. Drunk enough to turn one successful collision into the evening's principal achievement. Nefeteria went mega-smashed through the swing door and celebrated the impact from the floor. mega-stormed adj. Drunk to the extent of causing a major disturbance among coats, chairs and those attempting to leave. Jourden went mega-stormed at closing time and displaced every coat near the exit. mega-structured adj. Still drunk, and organised into an unnecessarily large arrangement for the short journey home. Kaelene remained mega-structured at the taxi rank, surrounded by coats she did not own. mega-synagogued adj. Still drunk, and conducting a service of unusually large solemnity for the remaining occupants of the pub. Quinnlan became mega-synagogued and delivered a benediction over the empty glasses. mega-volted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every minor shock as a million-volt transmission. mega-watted adj. Having drunk enough to convert a simple task into a million-watt undertaking. Dawlton went mega-watted and approached the microwave as though powering a city.