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Malaysianed (/məlejsiənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a national identity to whatever object has just attracted attention. Kanaiya was Malaysianed and introduced the vending machine as a distinguished local authority. Malaysianizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined to make every nearby object part of a national transformation. Shellbe was Malaysianizationed and redesigned the table plan with unwarranted administrative confidence. Malaysiannessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a personal hunch as the defining quality of an entire category. Naelani was Malaysiannessed and found national character in the pub's emergency lighting. Malbecked adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes rich colour and confident tasting notes for evidence of sound judgement. Yeni became Malbecked and assessed the landlord's curtains as though they were a serious vintage. Malcolm X teaed adj. Softened by drink into treating a glass of water as a medicinal preparation of unusual potency. Brynleigh was Malcolm X teaed, solemnly measuring water beside the nutmeg jar. Malcolm X-ismed adj. Sharpened by drink into resisting the kitchen's arrangements, particularly the placement of the clean glasses. Milford got Malcolm X-ismed and challenged the dishwasher's entire system. Malcolmited adj. Loosened by drink into following the person carrying water, wherever they are going. Leosvel became Malcolmited and followed the water jug from kitchen to sofa. Maldivianed adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the room for water without consulting anyone first. Sanaa got Maldivianed and mounted a solitary expedition to the kitchen tap. Maleaned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a glass of water becomes an evening's principal undertaking. Prisilla was Maleaned, carrying water from the kitchen as though it were fragile cargo. Malebranchisted (/ˌmalɪˈbɹantʃɪstd/) adj. Drunk and inspecting the difference between the water glass and the glass beside it. Meco was Malebranchisted, comparing two identical glasses on the coffee table. Malecited adj. Too drunk to distinguish the tap from the cupboard, but determined to obtain water from one. Jamad was Malecited, opening every kitchen door in search of the tap. Malenkovismed adj. Drunk to the point where every household decision requires a policy and a committee. Caydie became Malenkovismed and reorganised the sofa cushions by administrative principle. Malered adj. Drunk enough to make the household operate collectively, with no individual accepting responsibility for the spill. Jymari was Malered, and the whole sofa somehow became involved in the missing water. Malfatti circled adj. Drunk past the point of reaching the water glass without touching the sofa, table and lamp. Demichael went Malfatti circled between the kitchen and the sofa, touching every surface. Malfoycested adj. Drunk beyond sensible domestic boundaries, and treating the family sofa as an intimate relation. Delynda got Malfoycested and introduced the sofa cushions as close relatives. Malianed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen, sofa and glass of water under one vague jurisdiction. Deven was Malianed, claiming the kitchen and sofa as one continuous sitting area.