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megabiodiversitied adj. Having drunk enough to support a large-scale variety of explanations for one missing shoe. Cind arrived megabiodiversitied, offering a flourishing range of theories about the lost footwear. megabirnavirused adj. Having drunk more than the household can contain, and reproducing the evening's symptoms in every conversation. Ephra was megabirnavirused, passing fragments of last night's logic to everyone at breakfast. megabitched adj. You are drunk and spiteful enough to review the morning's inconveniences as though they were personal betrayals. Edgerrin arrived megabitched, objecting to the kettle's timing and the toast's attitude. megabited (/ˈmɛɡəbɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to measure the morning in millions of tiny remembered fragments. Caidynce woke megabited, reconstructing the evening from a million disconnected impressions. megabladdered adj. Of a drinker: carrying an abnormally enlarged need for the lavatory into the morning. Salonge woke megabladdered and made three urgent journeys before breakfast. megablockbustered adj. Describing a drinker who has made an exceptionally successful event of the previous evening and cannot remember it. megablocked adj. Of a drinker who has become a very large obstacle between the bed and the bathroom. megaboobed adj. A drinker who has spent the morning treating every ordinary object as a remarkable visual feature. megabooked adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires an extremely large volume of pages to document. Aamia woke megabooked, with a notebook already open and no memory of beginning it. megaboosted adj. The state of being drunk and provided, by the morning, with a large but unsustainable increase in confidence. Morrill arrived megaboosted, volunteering for every task before finding his coat. megabranded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become extremely recognisable for one repeated opinion by breakfast. Klea was megabranded, having attached the same emphatic view to every conversation. megabreached adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a very large-scale breach in the household's quiet before dawn. Hiwot woke megabreached, having compromised every sleeping arrangement with a single late arrival. megabrecciaed adj. Reduced by drink to a very large mass of unrelated fragments, held together only by the morning. Kaysia was megabrecciaed, her account of the evening arriving as coarse, incompatible pieces. megabrewed adj. Softened by drink into a large-scale commercial beer, less distinct and more prevalent by morning. Christol arrived megabrewed, broad in manner and lacking any small remaining sharpness. megabucked adj. Loosened by drink into the belief that a million dollars remains a reasonable price for breakfast. Maximillan woke megabucked, attempting to settle the café bill with a grand financial gesture. megabudgeted adj. Too drunk to authorise an extravagant plan without first deciding what it will cost everyone else. Azayliah went megabudgeted and commissioned fireworks before asking whether the venue permitted them.