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megabuildinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a modest doorway for a monumental entrance requiring a formal unveiling. megabusinessed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a simple favour into an enterprise with departments, branding and a five-year plan.
megabyted (/ˈmɛɡəˌbaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every passing thought as a million-unit download requiring immediate sharing. Kivanc went megabyted and sent the group chat a complete theory of table manners. megacalderaed adj. You are drunk and hollowed out by one decision so large that the surrounding evening has collapsed into it. Retisha went megacalderaed and abandoned dinner for a single grand declaration. megacaloried adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every shared snack as an energy unit requiring public accounting. megacandelaed adj. Of a drinker: emitting a million candlepower of certainty, principally towards whoever has just disagreed. megacannonned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken volume for authority and is firing opinions across the table. megacapillaried adj. A drinker who has widened every route into the conversation until any thought can enter. Dalaynie went megacapillaried and allowed opinions on gardening into a discussion of train fares. megacapped adj. Describing a drinker who has valued a minor success at over a hundred billion pounds. Kedryn became megacapped after correctly guessing the landlord's favourite biscuit. megacardiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the heart is attempting to accommodate decisions of truly disproportionate size. megacarnivored adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing a snack with the solemnity of a large predator. Drystan went megacarnivored and stalked the remaining sausage rolls. megacarriered adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed responsibility for transporting everyone, including those who have declined. megacaryocyted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a large marrow cell, producing platelets of conversation instead of leaving. Kamyrn became megacaryocyted and took twelve minutes to produce a single useful suggestion about taxis. megacased adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a small disagreement into a lengthy legal proceeding with exhibits. Shontoria became megacased and presented the missing chip as evidence. megacasinoed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a modest gathering into a vast house of wagers, lights and reluctant spectators.
megacasted adj. Reduced by drink to treating one impulsive remark as a grand production for a nationwide audience. Tarrius went megacasted and delivered his toast from atop a dining chair.
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