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megacorporationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and wielding immense influence over the sofa despite doing very little. Islynn became megacorporationed, controlling the room's cushions without leaving her seat. megacorpsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and lying across the sofa with the stillness of an official quantity. Letasha went megacorpsed before the kettle boiled, occupying the sofa from end to end. megacosmed adj. Reduced by drink to regard the pub as the whole universe, with the bar at its centre. Alem spent the evening megacosmed, treating the snug as the entire known world. megacoulombed adj. Softened by drink into a person through whom a million small charges pass without resistance. Luxi was megacoulombed, accepting every round and every opinion with equal conductivity. megacryometeored adj. Sharpened by drink into a person falling from the sky with the hard, improbable profile of a vast lump of ice. Peirre arrived megacryometeored, landing beside the dartboard with weather still about him. megacrysted adj. Loosened by drink into one conspicuously large grain amid an otherwise settled conversation. Jayshaun sat megacrysted among the locals, much bigger in manner than the surrounding chat. megaculted adj. Emboldened by drink to recruit the entire public bar into a movement with no stated purpose. Adesire got megaculted and gathered half the pub behind a campaign for crisps. megacuried adj. Slowed by drink to a millionfold measure of radioactive intensity, though not visibly glowing. Naquasha became megacuried over the bitter, proceeding with alarming energy and very little speed. megacycled adj. Drunk and oscillating between the bar, the lavatory and the same unfinished story. Ilihia was megacycled, completing repeated circuits without advancing the conversation. megacyclited adj. Drunk to the point where every mineral in the pub acquires a complicated chemical identity. Glendora went megacyclited and classified the landlord's worktop by its constituent elements. megacyclothemed adj. Drunk enough to arrange every round, argument and loo visit into a related sequence. megacysted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the lavatory is a destination rather than a distant theory. Brandale was megacysted and kept postponing the loo while explaining the darts league. megacystised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary bladder management, with the evening visibly distended around one urgent errand. Raileigh grew megacystised and treated the route to the lavatory as a tactical problem. megadairied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the public bar into a large commercial dairy, with everyone assigned a product. megadaltonned adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversational mass is measured in millions and cannot be shifted. Hrach was megadaltonned in the snug, too substantial in opinion to move on from one subject. megadarafed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every spark of pub conversation feel like a million units of charge. Naajia was megadarafed, electrifying the bar with remarks nobody had requested.