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megadarraed adj. Having drunk more than the lentils and rice can reasonably support. Dyshaun was megadarraed and requested a second serving for administrative reasons. megadataed adj. Drunk on the strength of an enormous archive of remembered rounds, faces and unfinished anecdotes. Penn became megadataed and produced extensive records of drinks nobody else remembered buying. megadealed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the purchase of a packet of crisps as a transaction of historic scale. megadealered adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering major quantities of advice, snacks and dubious bargains. Jumaimah was megadealered by the third round, supplying everyone with unsolicited investment guidance. megadeathed (/ˈmɛɡədɛθd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking of the empty crisps bowl as though it recorded a national calamity. Eirini was megadeathed, estimating the lost pork pies in figures usually reserved for wars. megadebted adj. Still drunk, and owing everyone a round, an explanation or both. megadecibelled adj. Too drunk to speak at any ordinary volume, yet convinced the entire bar requires the announcement. Bisan became megadecibelled and delivered the weather forecast across the pub. megadeletioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove many genes from every sentence before it reaches the listener. Itati got megadeletioned and lost the nouns from an otherwise promising account of the evening. megademoed adj. Having drunk enough to provide a large, long-running audiovisual presentation using only a phone and the bar towel. Stylianos went megademoed and demonstrated every feature of his phone to the doorman. megadermatided adj. You have drunk enough to behave like a bat of an obscure family, nocturnal and guided chiefly by sound. Navya was megadermatided, circling the pub by voices and missing the obvious doorway. megadermed adj. Having drunk more than is wise and moving through the darkened pub like a false vampire bat. megadestructioned adj. Drunk to the point where civilisation seems to have ended, but the crisps remain negotiable. Alivia-mae became megadestructioned and surveyed the emptied snack bowls as though assessing a ruined capital. megadevelopered adj. Drunk enough to acquire half the room, promise the rest planning permission, and mislay the keys. Moneik got megadevelopered and announced a luxury quarter for the coats. megadevelopmented adj. Drunk past the point of expansion, with every available surface designated for further building. megadicked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary proportion, with confidence considerably larger than the available evidence. Tellie grew megadicked and addressed the coat stand as though it had requested a speech. megadisastered adj. Drunk in a way that makes dropping a teaspoon resemble an unprecedented national emergency. Eloina became megadisastered when the last onion ring fell behind the sofa.