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megadiversitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every object acquires a separate significance, including the condiments. Madgalene was megadiversitied and assigned distinct emotional roles to the sauces. megadolichocolonned adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey from chair to lavatory assumes heroic intestinal dimensions. megadollared adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a ten-pound note as a sovereign financial institution. Latham got megadollared and offered the barman a fortune consisting of loose change. megadomained adj. Drunk on the strength of occupying every conversational territory, including matters never raised. megadomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening beneath a broad, echoing roof of certainty. Elliot was megadomed beneath the pub lights, carrying last orders home with architectural confidence. megadonored adj. Drunk by the third round, and donating opinions, change, and the final chip without discrimination. Dharius was megadonored, distributing opinions, change, and the final chip with imperial generosity. megadontiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a monumental enthusiasm for biting through toast. Benino became megadontiaed and attempted the crust with ceremonial determination. megadontied adj. Too drunk to conceal the impression that your teeth have become the evening's principal feature. megadontismed adj. Still drunk, and giving every small mouthful the solemn preparation of a dental expedition. Jedriel was megadontismed and approached a grape as though it required heavy equipment. megadosaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a modest measure as a prescription requiring immediate enlargement. Mykelti became megadosaged and prescribed another splash to an already generous glass. megadosed (/ˈmɛɡəˌdəʊsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat another round as a therapeutic intervention rather than a decision. megadouched adj. Having drunk more than manners can absorb, and becoming objectionable on an industrial scale. Ivy-blu grew megadouched and complained that the pub's stools lacked proper leadership. megadriled adj. You have drunk enough to proceed across the carpet with the patient purpose of an old earthworm. megadroughted adj. You are drunk and have reached a prolonged internal absence of water, common sense, and useful forecasts. megaduded adj. Of a drinker: exceptionally stylish in theory, and wearing one shoe in practice. megaduked adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of the fleet, despite being unable to board the taxi. Avelardo was megaduked and issued naval instructions to the queue for the lavatory.