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megafaunaed adj. You are drunk and behaving like the largest creature in the room, with smaller companions making allowances. Karlos was megafaunaed, occupying the sofa and accepting refreshments from passing friends. megafelided adj. Of a drinker: drunk and behaving like a large cat, accepting attention only when it suits the company. megafestivaled adj. Of a drinker who has turned an ordinary gathering into a very large festival, with everyone else unwillingly enrolled. megafighted adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken an ordinary disagreement for a heavily promoted main event. Faizah got megafighted and drew spectators to an argument about whose turn it was to pay. megafinanced adj. A drinker who commits vast sums of other people's money, usually while friends are still listening. megafired adj. A drinker so far gone that one social spark spreads rapidly through the whole gathering. Philomine got megafired and turned a whispered complaint into the evening's central dispute. megafirmed adj. The state of being drunk and behaving like a very large organisation, with procedures for every friendship. megafished adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the largest catch in the room, drawing every conversation towards them. Sihara got megafished and was repeatedly landed by friends attempting to get her home. megaflared adj. The drunkenness of one who releases a sudden, enormous burst of feeling across an otherwise settled company. Phaith got megaflared and declared lifelong affection for everyone sharing the table. megaflooded adj. Reduced by drink to an abrupt discharge of words, tears and explanations across everyone within reach. megafloped adj. Softened by drink into a million floating operations per second, none of which produce a useful decision. Mohamad got megafloped and took ten minutes to choose between two identical puddings. megafloraed adj. Sharpened by drink into an exceptionally large plant-like presence, rooted firmly among people trying to leave. megafooted adj. Loosened by drink into a social distance of a million feet, making every nearby acquaintance seem remote. megaformed adj. Emboldened by drink to join every person and conversation into one continuous structure, whether invited or not. megafortuned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an ordinary sum as a fortune in the millions. megafossiled adj. Having drunk enough to become chiefly structure, with the evening preserved around you. Aviyana sat megafossiled beside the fire, retaining the shape of the conversation.