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MBO'd adj. Drunk to the point where every pint is judged against a personal objective set earlier in the evening. Jessicka got MBO'd and announced that the next round would satisfy her strategic target. MBOCA'd adj. Drunk enough to manufacture a protective domestic casing from cushions and a folded blanket. Tinette got MBOCA'd and assembled a polyurethane-like nest on the sofa. MBP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to present ordinary opinions as professional-grade work. Kassidy was MBP'd and offered to improve the pub's financial arrangements. MBR'd adj. You are drunk and occupying the principal sleeping quarters by administrative assumption. Schylar was MBR'd and treated the spare room as an unreasonable demotion. MBS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a bundle of morning promises whose cash flow depends on several small loans. Arifur was MBS'd, his recovery funded by coffee, toast, and borrowed patience. MBT'd adj. Drunk to the point where one advances through the room as the primary armoured vehicle of the evening. Janiene went MBT'd and crossed the dance floor with formidable but limited manoeuvrability. MBU'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the pub into a poorly supervised maternal ward. Marie-anne got MBU'd and began allocating blankets, chairs and emotional observation. MBV'd adj. Drunk and measuring the morning by how much heart and blood remain available for tea. Leeani was MBV'd, estimating her remaining circulation before attempting the stairs. MBWA'd adj. Drunk enough to patrol the pub asking what everyone is doing, without managing any of it. Litta was MBWA'd, walking round the tables and inspecting half-finished pints. MBaaS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to outsource all personal decisions to whoever happens to be holding your phone. Renfred was MBaaS'd, sending the group chat to decide his route home. MBioEnted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that every gathering is not a business opportunity. Kelechukwu got MBioEnted and pitched a venture to the person pouring crisps. MBpsed adj. Drunk enough to measure the evening by the rate at which water reaches the glass. Darica became MBpsed and timed the kitchen tap with professional concentration. MC'd adj. Reduced by drink to hosting a formal event for the stairs, with each step introduced separately. Cuthbert was MC'd, presenting Queenell to every stair as though opening a ceremony. MCA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who crosses every conversational orbit without warning. Lorainne was MCA'd, passing through three conversations before returning to the first. MCAA'd adj. Loosened by drink into a state where every joint has adopted its own punctuation. Alaster was MCAA'd by the second round, gesturing broadly and missing the intended emphasis. MCAD'd adj. Drunk enough to activate every mast cell in the room, particularly the one belonging to the host. Beige got MCAD'd and turned a quiet supper into a sequence of reactions.