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megahited (/ˈmɛɡəhɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every successful step as a major public triumph. Tania got megahited and accepted applause after reaching the first landing unaided. megahomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person inspecting a very large house for the first time. Ermie became megahomed on the stairs, pausing at every corner to admire the architecture. megahospitaled adj. Drunk and requiring the organisational resources of a large hospital to get safely upstairs. megahotelled adj. Drunk to the point where every corridor seems luxurious, unfamiliar and inconveniently extensive. megahurted adj. Drunk enough to measure each minor collision as though it required its own international unit of damage. Sahari became megahurted after touching the doorframe and requested a formal assessment. megahyped adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary anticipation, applauding the next stair before attempting it. Celesta got megahyped and announced the final flight as the evening's main event. megaichnofaunaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the trail of heavy, uncertain footprints belongs to you. megaindustried adj. Drunk in a way that turns getting upstairs into a large-scale operation involving several departments. Samik went megaindustried, coordinating transport, balance and footwear before attempting the landing. megainfluencered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small stumble visible to everyone within conversational range. Cristofer got megainfluencered and turned a missed step into a widely witnessed event. megaintestined adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the evening internally, with a visibly distended and cautious gait. megaisochored adj. Drunk on the strength of maintaining one broad, level course across every uneven surface. Ysenia went megaisochored and crossed the landing without altering her determined horizontal line. megajailed adj. Drunk since last orders, and effectively confined to whichever side of the staircase the banister permits. Tomothy was megajailed at the foot of the stairs, serving an indefinite sentence beside the rail. megajerked adj. Drunk by the third round, and making each movement with the abruptness of an objectionable machine. Breshaun went megajerked and caught his sleeve on every banister post. megajouled adj. Drunk by closing time, and expending enormous energy to achieve very little forward motion. megajournaled adj. Sharpened by drink into submitting every event of the evening for publication, with peer review quietly omitted. megakalsilited adj. Loosened by drink into a colourless, six-sided certainty about which way home is. Juvon became megakalsilited and gave the colourless mineral a detailed route to the station.