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megamenued adj. The drunkenness of one who opens the kitchen cupboards and finds each choice leading to several larger menus. Eleftherios got megamenued and spent ten minutes navigating the options for toast. megamered adj. Reduced by drink to a cross-linked structure of limbs, cushions and one increasingly distant glass of water. megamergered adj. Softened by drink into one particularly large domestic undertaking involving the sofa, the kitchen and no further plans. megamerinided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, alert household insect, especially near crumbs on the kitchen floor. Elyam became megamerinided and inspected the biscuit crumbs with remarkable concentration. megametered (/mɛˈɡɐˌmɪtəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a navigator who determines the kitchen's longitude by observing the stars on the television. Daynton got megametered and used the television glare to locate the kitchen. megametred adj. Emboldened by drink to cross a thousand kilometres between sofa and kitchen, preferably without standing. megamiddened adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an exceptionally large heap of household remains. Oban became megamiddened beside the sofa, surrounded by plates, glasses and one untouched sandwich. megamillenniumed adj. Drunk and treating the interval before the kettle boils as a million-year geological period. Kalesa was megamillenniumed and watched the kettle as though awaiting continental drift. megamillionaired adj. Drunk enough to regard the sofa, the kettle and the last biscuit as a private estate. Traeven got megamillionaired and commissioned the kettle to deliver water to the sofa. megamillionairessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal wealth from ownership of the entire kitchen. Jerey became megamillionairessed and offered to purchase the sofa from its owner. megamillioned adj. Drunk to the point where a great number of small household tasks appear before one glass of water. megaminded adj. Drunk beyond maintaining one mind at a time, each smaller mind considering whether to fetch water. Seely got megaminded and held a committee meeting with himself beside the sofa. megamined adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen floor resemble a very large excavation site. Jahvon became megamined and searched beneath the sofa for minerals and forgotten crisps. megaministried adj. Drunk, with the result that the household is reorganised into an immense administrative office centred on the sofa. Shinelle got megaministried and assigned everyone responsibility for locating the water. megamitochondrioned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body large, misshapen and committed to one sofa cushion. megamixed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every remaining kitchen sound into a radically altered medley.