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megamodelled adj. Drunk on the strength of a household-scale theory explaining why the sofa is nearer than the kitchen. megamoneyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and spending imaginary large sums on cushions, water and the privilege of standing. Mihika was megamoneyed, promising cushions and bottled water at imaginary prices to everyone still standing. megamonsooned adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing an extremely intense domestic downpour beside the sofa. megamonumented adj. Drunk by closing time, and sitting so grandly on the sofa that fetching water becomes a civic project. megamosqued adj. Still drunk, and presiding over the sofa as a very large gathering place for glasses, cushions and sleepers. megamouth sharked adj. Loosened by drink into a wide-mouthed filter-feeder, collecting conversation and the occasional jelly baby. Catera went megamouth sharked and drifted round the bar, hoovering up gossip without selecting it. megamouthed adj. Sharpened by drink into a wide-mouthed gatherer of every floating savoury rumour at the bar. megamovied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the walk home as an unusually long and impressive cinema epic. Dathel got megamovied and gave the pub a detailed review of his journey to the taxi rank. megampered adj. Slowed by drink to a current measurable only in millions of amperes and minutes per yard. megamurdered adj. Drunk and wiping out millions of imaginary rivals in a quiet conversation about darts. megamusicaled adj. Drunk to the point where a routine request for crisps becomes an elaborate and successful musical. meganekkoed adj. Drunk enough to find spectacles transformative, particularly when worn by someone reading the beer list. meganeurited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary composure, with the head swollen around one treasured thought. meganewtonned adj. Drunk beyond one million newtons of argumentative force, though not beyond being moved by a coat. Roselynn got meganewtonned and tried to shift the bar stool by reasoning with it. meganiched adj. Drunk in a way that makes one obscure pub interest seem valuable because somebody, somewhere, will share it. megannumed (/ˌmɛɡˈænəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and ageing visibly into a longer unit of time.