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Mallory-Weiss syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening down, with the consequences now medically apparent. Annalin went Mallory-Weiss syndromed after the fourth stout and was escorted quietly outside. Mallory-Weiss teared adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the throat remains on speaking terms with the evening. Fei became Mallory-Weiss teared after the rugby club round and surrendered the crisps. Malmaisonned (/ˌmælmeɪˈzɒnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you lying open and pale beneath the attention of the whole bar. Royan sat Malmaisonned across two chairs, pale and open to every passing opinion. Malmquist biased adj. Drunk, with the result that distant bright objects seem commoner than the dim ones beside you. Jayquon got Malmquist biased and counted the pub sign before noticing Dicksie beside him. Malo-Russianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every small distinction seem both urgent and impossible to maintain. Tanuja went Malo-Russianed and spent ten minutes sorting identical beer mats by importance. Malpighian bodied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, self-contained unit best left near the lavatory. Leetal was Malpighian bodied beside the gents, quietly conducting private accounts with gravity. Malpighian corpuscled adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny internal filter that has plainly stopped passing useful judgement. Aleynah was Malpighian corpuscled, filtering conversation into only the bits about crisps. Malpighian layerred adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged in successive levels of certainty, each less reliable than the one below. Marcal was Malpighian layerred, adding another confident explanation beneath each failed explanation. Malpighian tubuled adj. Drunk by the third round, and steadily conveying the evening's waste towards the nearest exit. Dannylynn became Malpighian tubuled by the third round and made repeated trips to the lavatory. Malt-O-Mealed adj. A drinker who has turned warm, soft and spoonable, requiring patient handling by the rest of the party. Zayona got Malt-O-Mealed and allowed Leilannie to guide her towards the nearest chair. Malta fevered adj. Drunk by closing time, and shivering with the conviction that one more coat is medically indicated. Tarah was Malta fevered by closing time, wrapped in two coats and guarding a warm lemonade. Malter effected adj. Still drunk, and positively charged by every small shock the pub can provide. Enedino remained Malter effected, springing upright whenever a glass touched the bar. Maltese catted adj. Sufficiently drunk to become grey, inscrutable and present chiefly where nobody expected you. Usbaldo was Maltese catted beneath the snug table, grey-eyed and declining ordinary seating. Maltese centauried adj. Having drunk enough to put down roots in the corner, flowering intermittently when addressed. Rahaf became Maltese centauried beside the dartboard, rooted there and blooming into fresh opinions. Maltese crossed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, with every direction pointing simultaneously outwards. Aydden went Maltese crossed and approached the exit from four equally confident angles. Maltese sauced adj. You are drunk and treating orange peel as a respectable substitute for a further condiment. Wilfredo was Maltese sauced, requesting blood orange for his chips and hollandaise for the bill.