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meganovelled adj. Drunk, with the result that a short account of the evening expands into an enormous novel. Mrytle became meganovelled while describing a missed bus, complete with minor characters and subplots. meganterided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the approach to the bar seem prehistoric, predatory, and faintly feline. Allasia went meganterided and stalked the last pork pie with considerable ancestral purpose. meganucleased adj. Drunk to the extent of recognising one long, specific sentence and cutting through it decisively. meganucleotided adj. Drunk on the strength of one exceptionally long sequence of connected remarks about the evening. Karenina went meganucleotided, linking every pub anecdote into one unbroken chain. meganucleused adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating from one large, central thought which contains the rest. Jewelz went meganucleused after last orders, all conversation orbiting the need for chips. megaoesophagused adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently storing the evening's entire intake between mouth and stomach. megaohmed adj. Still drunk, and presenting a million-ohm resistance to the simplest question about transport. megaordered adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the entire pub according to an order of magnitude nobody else can identify. megapacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the room as a particularly large bundle of opinions and elbows. J. became megapacked beside the coat stand, leaving Tunyia a narrow route to the door. megapanelled adj. Having drunk more than the available glass could sensibly contain, and displaying the result across a broad surface. megaparsecked adj. You have drunk enough to place the nearest doorway a million astronomical units away. megapascaled adj. You are drunk and exerting a million pascals of pressure on the conversation, without increasing its clarity. Gerard went megapascaled and pressed his point across the bar with unnecessary atmospheric force. megapelled adj. Of a drinker: displaying a million small points of vision, each directed at a different pub detail. megapenised adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining any discreet distinction between dignity and trouser-related announcements. megapennied (/ˈmɛ.ɡəˌpɛ.nid/) adj. Drunk beyond the value of ten thousand dollars, though not beyond buying crisps. Zayliana went megapennied and insisted the corner shop required a substantial investment. megaphaged adj. Drunk in a way that consumes the entire conversation, leaving only a small host of listeners.