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megaphagiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that hunger has become a governing principle and the menu a constitutional document. Ivie-rae turned megaphagiaed and ordered supper for a table that contained only herself. megaphagosomed adj. Drunk to a degree that every passing morsel is engulfed and retained for later consideration. megaphallused adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding an ordinary boast as an anatomical monument. megaphanerophyted adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become considerably taller in your own account, though not in fact. megapharmacied adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the night requires a very large pharmacy. megaphoned (/ˈmɛɡ.əˌfəʊnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and projecting a private observation towards the whole establishment. megaphoniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and raising the voice until a simple request acquires civic importance. Mayreli went megaphoniaed and asked for the bill as though summoning an emergency committee. megaphonisted adj. Still drunk, and employing the nearest available object as an instrument of public address. Kharisma became megaphonisted and used a rolled menu to brief the smokers outside. megaphylled adj. Too drunk to keep one's thoughts narrow; every minor notion branches into a broad canopy. megaphyllied adj. Sufficiently drunk to become broad in thought, generously foliated, and difficult to prune. megaphylogenied adj. Having drunk enough to arrange the entire family history of the evening, including the crisps. megaphyted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with a straight course, while retaining the upright dignity of a tree. Rajae became megaphyted and stood rooted beside the bar, crowned with a paper napkin. megapixelled adj. You have drunk enough to resolve every face in the room, including those on the crisps. Rigby got megapixelled and identified the precise expression on a potato shaped like a face. megaplanktonned adj. Of a drinker: drifting at considerable apparent scale, nourished by whatever the tide brings near. megaplanned adj. You are drunk and have devised a large-scale scheme whose immediate consequence is making tea. megaplanted adj. Of a drinker who has become fixed beside the bar and now resembles an industrial undertaking.