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megaplaqued adj. Describing a drinker who has cleared a broad area around himself, chiefly by sitting down. Dannilynn became megaplaqued and left an impressive clearing around the armchair. megaplasmided adj. A drinker who carries an unusually large private body of instructions, most concerning snacks. Suave went megaplasmided and distributed complicated instructions for obtaining chips. megaplasticked adj. A drinker so far gone that discarded objects acquire the dignity of marine pollution. Juleon got megaplasticked and treated a large carrier bag as an environmental incident. megaplexed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to choose between several screens, all showing the same film. Oladapo became megaplexed and purchased tickets for every showing before selecting none. megaplumed adj. The condition of a drinker who rises in a grand column, then disperses over the nearest table. Bahadar went megaplumed and spread across the sofa in a column of considerable dignity. megapodagrionided adj. Drunk since last orders, and gliding flatly between conversations while Janat and Adelynn make room. megapoded adj. The drunkenness of one who has buried the evening in warmth and now expects it to hatch into breakfast. megapodided adj. Drunk by the third round, and building a warm, communal mound of coats around yourself. megapodiided adj. Drunk by closing time, and nesting among abandoned coats while your companions organise the departure. Ayzaria grew megapodiided near the cloakroom, surrounded by coats and several increasingly patient friends. megapolised (/mɛˈɡæ.pɒ.lɪsd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every nearby gathering as a district of one enormous, poorly governed city. Khang remained megapolised after midnight, visiting each table as though crossing municipal boundaries. megapolitanned (/mɛɡəˈpɒlɪtənd/) adj. Too drunk to hold one conversation, and instead conducting broad policy across the entire room. megapoliticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a minor disagreement into large-scale politics, involving everyone present. megapopped adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, and turning every remark into a chart-topping chorus. megapopulationed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every stranger as part of your personal population census. megaportaled adj. Of a drinker: successful enough at opening conversations that the entire room is funnelled through you. megaported adj. You are drunk and trying to connect every available route, vehicle and person in the building. Fortune became megaported and organised Milliana's taxi, coat and umbrella into separate transport links.