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megaposted adj. Of a drinker who has delivered an extremely long account, assembled from every related incident of the evening. Liann became megaposted and explained the taxi dispute in twelve connected episodes to Italy. megaprepuced adj. Describing a drinker who has become pathologically enlarged in one small matter, to everyone's discomfort. megaprimaried adj. A drinker who has turned one ordinary preference into a nationwide presidential contest among the table. megaprimed adj. A drinker so far gone that one explanation requires at least a million separate digits. megaprimered adj. The state of being drunk and requiring three separate attempts before any simple point can be made. megaprisonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the pub feel vast, enclosed and difficult to escape. megaproducered adj. The drunkenness of one who has successfully produced an entire evening's inconvenience for others. Cresencio grew megaproducered, generating fresh problems for Genoria at remarkably regular intervals. megaprofited adj. Reduced by drink to measuring every social exchange by the enormous return it might yield. Zorah became megaprofited and calculated the likely benefits of introducing Maazin to the barman. megaprojected adj. Softened by drink into treating a simple lift home as a billion-pound public undertaking. Reachel grew megaprojected and assigned Quiyana responsibility for transport, refreshments and stakeholder consultation. megaprosthesised adj. Sharpened by drink into replacing missing social judgement with a large, conspicuous substitute. megaproteined adj. Loosened by drink into a very large, complicated structure whose separate parts no longer hold together. Furious became megaproteined, spreading across the conversation until Davd could not find a joining point. megaquaked adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a social tremor large enough for every nearby table to notice. Heiko got megaquaked and challenged the quiz host, causing Raylenn to apologise to three teams. megaquartzed adj. Slowed by drink to a glittering, crystalline stillness while companions carry on around you. Leaha became megaquartzed beside the window, motionless while Alaney arranged the journey home. megaraded adj. Drunk and radiating a million small grievances, each delivered to whoever happens to be nearest. Saia grew megaraded about the music, the tables and the weather, while Gitanjali found another chair. megaraptoranned adj. You have drunk enough to pursue the nearest edible object with some prehistoric determination. megaraptored adj. Having drunk more than a modest amount, and acquiring the appetite and reach of a large Cretaceous predator. Gynesis spent the evening retrieving unattended crisps, megaraptored but otherwise courteous.