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megascolecided adj. Drunk to the point where every route home proceeds slowly through the earth. megascolecined adj. Having drunk more than the room can comfortably accommodate, with companions forming a patient perimeter. megascoped adj. Drunk enough to project a magnified version of every small event onto the room. Tannon became megascoped and enlarged a missing coaster into a public matter. megaseaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a flowering plant from a reasonable place to sit. Georgeanthony became megaseaed and rested among the cushions with botanical composure. megaseconded adj. Drunk beyond a million seconds’ worth of ordinary patience. megaseismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement register as a substantial local event. Emberlee grew megaseismed and displaced the glasses without apparent contact. megasellered adj. Drunk, with the result that every anecdote appears ready for extraordinary sales. Leomia became megasellered and marketed a routine bus journey as a bestseller. megasequenced adj. Drunk to a degree that arranges the evening into an extensive, poorly ordered series. Delailah became megasequenced and recounted the party in several geological layers. megaseriesed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening becomes a much longer series than anyone usually manages. megaserviced adj. The state of being drunk and operating a large, complex service with several departments, none answering the phone. megasharked adj. The condition of a drinker who moves through the room with a very large fin just visible above the furniture. Clestine went megasharked around the buffet, circling before attempting the stairs. megasheared adj. The drunkenness of one who cuts across the room in a very broad, poorly controlled lateral sweep. Verney came megasheared through the hallway and removed three people from the conversation. megasheded adj. Softened by drink into a massive warehouse, spreading slowly across the available floor space. Keva was megasheded by eleven, occupying the landing with several unclaimed possessions. megashipped adj. Loosened by drink into a vast vessel, listing gently whenever the floor changes direction. Kiarah was megashipped and took the banister as a harbour wall. megasiemensed adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct a million units of electrical conductance through one increasingly unsteady person. Tereatha became megasiemensed and attempted to improve the stair lighting by touching the switch repeatedly. megasigmoided adj. Slowed by drink to an abnormal, winding enlargement of the lower passage, with progress reduced to careful bends. Jessicanicole went megasigmoided and negotiated the stairs one curve at a time.