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megasporophylled adj. Slowed by drink to carry the evening's last small purchase as though it were bearing the whole journey home. megasporophyted adj. Drunk and producing several possible routes home, none of which survives inspection. megassed (/məˈɡæsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the coat becomes packing material for everything acquired during the evening. Sharlonda went megassed and filled her coat with receipts, crisps and a borrowed scarf. megastardomed adj. Drunk past the point of being merely noticed, and into requiring an escort home. Norretta reached megastardomed status before last orders and was given the spare coat. megastared adj. Drunk enough to expect the queue for a taxi to recognise your importance. Avjot stood megastared at the taxi rank, waving as though the cars were awaiting an appearance. megastated adj. Drunk beyond the borders of the original pub, with every adjoining street incorporated into the evening. megastigmatrienoned adj. Drunk in a way that detects wine-like spice in the last round and recommends it to the driver. megastomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every open doorway appears to offer a larger mouth to enter. Jekia went megastomed after last orders and tried three neighbouring entrances before finding the street. megastored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one late-night shop seem capable of supplying the rest of life. megastormed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the journey home acquires the character of a serious weather event. Keiwon became megastormed between the pub and the station, scattering companions along the pavement. megastrobilused adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the remaining party in layered formation towards the exit. megastructuralisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to redesign the pub around the distribution of tables and exits. Zahmya went megastructuralisted and proposed moving the bar closer to every chair. megastructured adj. Too drunk to leave a large arrangement of chairs, coats and friends without becoming part of it. megastudied adj. Having drunk enough to regard the journey home as a substantial research project. megastudioed adj. Sufficiently drunk to direct the departure of a large cast, despite having no production to manage. Mariafernanda went megastudioed and assigned everyone a role in the taxi queue. megasynagogued adj. Too drunk to distinguish a large congregation from a queue for the lavatory.