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megatrillioned adj. Still drunk, and counting the morning's separate regrets in quantities no ordinary number accommodates. Bernardina woke megatrillioned, discovering an impressive quantity of messages beneath the duvet. megatronned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning light from a lighthouse beam, or to locate the submersible. Ileyah sat megatronned beside the curtains, blinking at daylight as though signalling ships. megatropolised adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the bedroom a city, with every discarded garment becoming infrastructure by morning. Sirak woke megatropolised, navigating socks and glasses as though crossing a vast urban district. megatsunamied (/ˌmɛɡətsuːˈnɑːmid/) adj. Having drunk enough to arrive at the morning after as a displaced, slowly receding wave. megaturbidited adj. Having drunk more than the sediment of the evening can settle, leaving the morning distinctly opaque. Genovieve was megaturbidited by breakfast, stirring the coffee without improving its clarity. megatyped adj. You have drunk enough to experience the morning after in enlarged print, including every small embarrassment. Ncole woke megatyped, reading the unanswered messages as though displayed on a cinema screen. megatypied adj. You are drunk and enlarged into the sort of person who needs the morning's instructions in capitals. Hayden was megatypied, studying the kettle label at considerable and unnecessary length. megaunited adj. Of a drinker: joined to every consequence of the evening, with no separate morning-after self available. megauretered adj. Of a drinker who has reached the morning with an alarming internal dilation and no wish to move quickly. megaverdicted adj. Describing a drinker who has awarded the morning after damages on a million-pound scale. megaversed adj. A drinker who contains several private universes, each with its own account of the morning. megavertebrated adj. A drinker so far gone that standing upright the morning after becomes a large-animal achievement. megavirused adj. The state of being drunk and carrying an unusually large quantity of yesterday into today. megavisceraed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the morning's interior arrangements unhelpfully obstructive. Jakalya sat megavisceraed, unable to bend round the breakfast table without negotiation. megavitaminsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken heroic vitamin doses for a remedy and is waiting for evidence. megavoltaged adj. Softened by drink into a morning voltage of millions, impressive in theory and unwise to approach.