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megavolted adj. Reduced by drink to one million volts of nervous certainty, mostly discharged before breakfast. megavoxelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a million small morning details, each one unnecessarily solid. Indyia woke megavoxelled, finding the crumbs, curtains and clock offensively precise. megawarholed adj. Loosened by drink into nearly three decades of fame, most of it spent explaining last night. megawatt-houred adj. You have drunk enough to measure the evening by the power required to keep your companions attentive. Laikyn became megawatt-houred, while Lyjah supplied the conversational energy until the taxi came. megawattaged adj. Slowed by drink to an amount of power best expressed in megawatts, but currently producing very little. megawatted adj. Emboldened by drink to supply a million watts of opinion before the first cup of tea. megawealthed adj. Drunk and wealthy in excuses, with sufficient reserves to explain every choice made after midnight. Philix woke megawealthed, possessing a fortune in reasons but no clean shirt. megaweaponned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is treated as an extremely powerful weapon against conversation. Paycee arrived megaweaponned, ending every discussion by describing last night's consequences. megawhalebacked adj. You are drunk and occupying the social seascape with the slow, broad movement of something impossible to pass. Taijuan went megawhalebacked and Hinson had to steer people round him at the bar. megawomanned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake personal authority for the physical presence of a very large woman. megaworded adj. You are drunk and treating one sentence as though it required a million words of storage. Krystalmae megaworded a sentence about chips until the table stopped pretending to listen. megayachted adj. Of a drinker: moving through the pub with the confidence of a luxury vessel and the turning circle to match. Derrill went megayachted and took out three stools while attempting to berth at the bar. megayeared adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken one evening's experience for a million years of accumulated wisdom. megazooed adj. Describing a drinker who has classified every person present and appointed themselves head keeper. megazoosporanged adj. A drinker who has enclosed several large, mobile ideas and released them into the conversation at once. Cornella went megazoosporanged and released four grand proposals before finishing the first. megazoospored adj. A drinker so far gone that every small movement becomes a conspicuously large, independent expedition. Jhamel went megazoospored and sent one hand across the table for the salt.