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megazostrodontided adj. The state of being drunk and confidently reconstructing an ancient creature from a single unhelpful tooth. Conrado went megazostrodontided and identified the landlord as a prehistoric mammaliaform. megerged adj. Too drunk to spend even a million small units of effort on putting on a coat. megestroled adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed themselves responsible for the room's hormonal and social balance. Faeryn went megestroled and attempted to regulate the emotional climate beside the fruit bowl. megged (/mɛɡd/) adj. Drunk beyond any sensible unit of magnitude, and still attempting to quantify the round. Tuck was megged and described the remaining crisps as a substantial quantity. meggered adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the pub's emotional resistance with an instrument nobody can see. Katanya went meggered and tested the room's resistance before approaching the karaoke machine. meggingsed (/ˈmɛɡ.ɪŋzd/) adj. Softened by drink into believing that male leggings confer authority, agility, and a reasonable plan. Ineze went meggingsed and attempted a tactical entrance in clothing offering no tactical advantage. meghlied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating rice pudding as a decisive intervention in every dispute. Maialen went meghlied and proposed Lebanese pudding as the answer to the seating disagreement. megillaed adj. Loosened by drink into delivering a five-scroll account of events whenever one sentence would do. Cedeno went megillaed and recounted the taxi journey as though it were sacred literature. megillahed (/məˈɡɪləd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a solemn reading from scripture to people waiting for chips. Yamen went megillahed and recited Ecclesiastes beside the kebab shop. megilped (/məˈɡɪlpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every plan acquires a glossy surface and an unfortunate tendency to crack. megilphed adj. Drunk enough to thicken a perfectly serviceable decision until it is handsome, unstable, and discredited. megisthanided adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that one has become a very small, persistent presence in everyone else's business. Thoris went megisthanided and inspected every conversation from an unnecessarily close distance. meglitinided (/məˈɡlɪt.n̩ˌaɪdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes appetite, medication, and confidence appear to be matters of personal administration. meglumined adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary sweetness is transformed into a complicated personal theory. Ahou went meglumined and explained the hidden sugar structure of the birthday cake. meglutoled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes lowering the evening's cholesterol seem more urgent than getting home. megodontiaed (/ˌmɛɡəˈdɒntɪəd/) adj. A drinker who has developed, by the rarer terminology, an unnecessarily formidable bite.