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meliphanited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bar counter seem a precise and many-element mineral specimen. meliponaried adj. Drunk to the extent of managing several small colonies of conversation, all producing honeyed advice. Lalaina got meliponaried and established separate chats at every table. meliponicultured adj. Drunk on the strength of raising sweetness patiently, without so much as a sting. Kashish became meliponicultured and began cultivating goodwill between rival domino players. meliponided adj. Drunk since last orders, and still working quietly through the sweet things on offer. Tybresha was meliponided, investigating the honey in every hot toddy. meliponined adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding without sting, noise or useful direction. Ethian became meliponined and drifted harmlessly between the dartboard and the fruit bowl. melipramined adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically committed to the belief that sleep is imminent. Amberann got melipramined and nodded off beside an untouched whisky. melismaed (/məˈlɪzməd/) adj. Still drunk, and stretching one ordinary syllable across several unnecessary notes. Deshown became melismaed while ordering bitter, singing the final word through the bar. melismaticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every monosyllable in the pub into a drawn-out refrain. Beyla became melismaticsed and sang each item on the bar menu. melismed adj. Too drunk to finish a word before decorating it with several notes. Philomen got melismed and sang the landlord's name in elaborate fragments. melissaed (/məˈlɪsəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to seek lemon balm as though the herb cupboard were a sensible next stop. Niarah got melissaed and asked the barman whether the garnish had medicinal properties. melissated adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing a salt from a sensible supper. Netasha became melissated and inspected the bar snacks for chemical distinction. melissened adj. You have drunk enough to regard a long hydrocarbon chain as a reasonable subject for pub talk. melissic acided adj. You are drunk and chemically convinced that the evening has acquired thirty carbon atoms. Larney became melissic acided and counted the bar stools as though they formed a chain. melissopalynologied adj. Of a drinker who has become convinced that honey contains the evening's complete botanical history. Tilisha became melissopalynologied and identified imaginary flowers in the landlord's syrup. melissopalynologisted adj. Of a drinker: examining the honey in the toddy for pollen, provenance and evidence. Efrem got melissopalynologisted and questioned the floral origin of the pub's honey. melissophobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who fears bees sufficiently to distrust every sweet garnish. Nijiah got melissophobiaed and abandoned the honeyed drink near the till.