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melissyled adj. A drinker who has mistaken candle wax for a promising continuation of the bar snack. Lisi became melissyled and tried to spread candle wax on a piece of toast. melissylened adj. A drinker so far gone that a long waxy molecule seems a reasonable companion for the last round. Zelphia got melissylened and lectured the barman on the structural merits of candle wax. melithaeided adj. Drunk to a degree that you have become soft, branching, and attached to the nearest surface. melitided adj. Drunk to the extent of making small lateral movements while insisting they constitute progress. melitosed adj. Drunk on the strength of several sugars, and now dissolving into an agreeable domestic softness. Gwynevere grew melitosed after supper and accepted the pudding as a constitutional necessity. melitracened adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor sadness as a condition requiring a prescription. Laciann became melitracened and recommended rest, fluids, and another drink to the landlord. melitriosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and composed of several agreeable sugars without practical benefit. melittided adj. Drunk by closing time, and industriously approaching every flower in the room, including the wallpaper. melittinned (/mɛˈlɪt.ɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and delivering a small but remarkably potent sting whenever conversation approaches sobriety. Pricila remained melittinned, ending each tender recollection with one precise criticism. melittologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every small buzzing sound as a matter for sustained academic attention. Yanneth became melittologied and gave the refrigerator a lecture on bee behaviour. melittologisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bee from a wasp, but sufficiently certain to lecture on both. melittophilied adj. Having drunk enough to assist pollination personally, beginning with the nearest artificial flower. Dayany became melittophilied and carried the vase from table to table with ceremonial care. melittosided adj. Having drunk more than the leaves could reasonably absorb, and now bearing fruit in conversation. meliturgied adj. You have drunk enough to tend imaginary hives and prepare honey for people who requested toast. melitzanosalataed adj. You are drunk and reduced to a soft, oily spread, best served with something to scoop it up. Fleurette was melitzanosalataed by eleven and slumped beside the bread basket. melius inquirendumed adj. Of a drinker: formally requiring a further enquiry into how the evening reached this point. Yeimy was melius inquirendumed, and the landlord requested a fresh account of the broken lampshade.