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melon aldehyded adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving a faintly fruity trail through the cloakroom. Louay was melon aldehyded, smelling of fruit while searching for the correct coat. melon ball scoopered adj. Drunk by the third round, and carefully removing small, perfectly rounded portions of the conversation. melon ballered adj. Drunk by closing time, and collecting round, soft pieces of the evening for later examination. melon breaded adj. Still drunk, and wearing the evening's crumbs conspicuously while insisting the journey home is organised. Zechariah remained melon breaded, holding a pastry and directing everyone towards the wrong station. melon cactused adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without developing a protective crown of coats and scarves. melon cuttinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the winnings, the taxi fare and the blame into uneven portions. melon headed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the coat stand for a person who can arrange the journey home. Skyasia became melon headed and asked the coat stand whether the last bus had gone. melon heptenaled adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with identifying the distinctive smell of one's own coat. melon holed adj. You have drunk enough to occupy the nearest hollow space until rain, daylight or a friend intervenes. Tavarius became melon holed beside the station wall and declined the last taxi. melon-headed whaled adj. You are drunk and travelling in a slow, sociable pod towards whatever resembles home. Bethany-marie melon-headed whaled slowly towards the house, following the sociable traffic. melonaded adj. Of a drinker: sweetened by fruit and inclined to regard the last round as refreshment. Noelia got melonaded and ordered fruit drinks after the bar had stopped serving. melonaled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a pale fruity odour and lost the ability to find his coat. Asencion was melonaled, pale and fruity-smelling, with no idea where the coat had gone. melonetted adj. Describing a drinker who treats the small green fruit as a practical solution to the journey home. Daivid got melonetted and attempted to pay the taxi driver with a kiwi fruit. melongened adj. A drinker who has become soft, purple-minded and unexpectedly committed to the aubergine supper. Tryniti got melongened and ordered aubergine for everyone after the final round. melongenided adj. A drinker so far gone that the coatroom becomes a shell, and departure an aquatic undertaking. melongosided adj. The state of being drunk and chemically committed to one more round despite the known consequences. Brodrick became melongosided and ordered another round while holding his unopened coat.